Martina Big: ...And You Thought Rachel Dolezal Was Crazy | Serious Post 2017

At least Rachel Dolezal had being President of a Seattle chapter of the NAACP as an excuse to be black.

This crazy wench you're about to see here takes pretending to be another race (specifically black) to gratify oneself to a grossly outrageous new level.

This woman here is Martina Big.

"This is super unsettling!"

So unsettling, that I'll need a bottle of bleach to erase all that visual gunk.


 (sorrynotsorry,) SHENEHNEH looks better than this.

During her younger years, she used to look like this.

She wanted to look like Pamela Anderson and Barbie, so she wanted to try to get as many surgeries and transformations as possible to like them both. And then decided to get more to look like a dark-skinned black woman.


Okay...Pam wouldn't want this. Not even Barbie would want this.

And the problem is, when she was younger, she was really beautiful. She had the look, the style and the flair. Even when she wanted to look like Pam Anderson and especially when she got them "melons", she still look hot (even if the titty size was unbelievable). But now there she goes looking like a chocolate transvestite drag queen who somehow placed 8th on RuPaul's Drag Race (a very entertaining show, no disrespect) to remind us that race issues in this country are still rampant and hitting heavy.

There are real, actual black women in this country who have real, actual issues with their skin color and tone with people making fun of them or rudely dismissing them because of it, and they have a hard time dealing with it--even as a young girl. All it would take to curb the heartbreaking hate is for their families to tell them they're beautiful. But these days, it's not enough. And now you have white bitches like Martina Big and Rachel Dolezal acting like going black is a thing to have men flock to you and have sex with you, instead of--you know--embracing their culture and history and showing your love of those topics to and for black people before even thinking of attempting to do so. (Well, Dolezal did to an extent, but still...) But outright just doing it is creepy and disturbing.








Why I wrote this post her, is because I've seen interviews on Inside Edition and a web exclusive on Maury this week, and from first laying eyes on her, I couldn't even hold in my stomach acid for very long. She really didn't have to resort to looking like a black woman (at least she didn't go Al-Joston-The-Jazz-Singer blackface to do it) to be beautiful. I could only assume she's doing this for attention and infamy. And surprise surprise, she's done it. Everyone's fauning over her, and even I'm talking about this mud-faced broad. (And watching the audience with mouths aghast in the Maury clip, I share their reactions) It's just unfair to real black women; for them to progress their look and movement only to see this and wonder "Why Lord Why?!?!", it's just sad to think.


Once her 15 minutes of fame are up, I can't fucking wait to forget about her existence.




Now when I go sleep, I see this...




and wake up like this.

Worst waste of drops ever.

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So...PewDiePie used the N-word during a livestream on YouTube this week. That sucks...but...

Demon Kid Kills Mom Over a Fμcking PUPPY

I'm not the best son, no doubt.
I've gotten through arguments with my mother, and have even been hit by her many times in my life for trivial things, but getting told "no" was never a reason (if any at all [...and there was none]) for me to take her life. But for this kid you're about to meet (regrettably), it took a disagreement with his mother about a puppy to take hers.

This possible spawn of Satan is 19-year-old Michigan boy Andrew Wilson.
He shot and killed his mother in the back of the head while she slept (whose name is withheld as she doesn't deserve to be under this circumstance) last week on their home in Wheatfield Township.

...all because she told him he couldn't keep a puppy as a pet.

After the incident, the boy later called 911 and claimed someone murdered Ms. Wilson. He later fessed up when police arrived, leading to his arrest and incarceration. He was denied bond.

You know what? Kids these days are so rebellious, disrespectful, hostile and entitled. Admittedly, I myself was all of those things too when I was a kid, to a lesser extent of course. But I would never even think of shooting my mother to death. And the sad thing is, the boy didn't ask for anything like a car or cigarettes or any material possessions that don't cost cheap; he asked for a dog as a pet. And he's not a boy either; he's a goddamn TEENAGER! So you know he's got some issues from long ago to take his mom's life this way under these circumstances.

I had a pet a few times before, all of them cats. While not pet owner of the year, I did a real good job taking care of them until the end of our relationships. One of them later died of natural causes, one gave birth to a litter--which were taken to other homes (where they are still happy and safe) and later ran away and another was given to a family member. My point here? I was trusted to take care of them and my parents recognized that I did a great job; well-fed, potty-trained and enjoyed playing with me.
Here, this bad seed clearly couldn't have been trusted with a pet; Only Lord knows what he's done in the past to have gotten to this point for his mom to know he wouldn't be trusted to care for a fucking ROCK, let alone a dog; not to mention to take a rifle to his mom and pull the trigger. And now and forevermore, because of his selfish and outright dangerous actions, he no longer has a mother, and his family no longer has a daughter, sister, niece, cousin, aunt and mother.

He deserves to have his mental ass thrown in jail, and hopefully, get the book thrown at him so hard, he'll suffer brain damage. He deserves no leniency and no ease from the judge (whom I hope is anything BUT white) and last an eternity in an adult prison where the other inmates will be his new family (and NOT of the good kind). He will definity rot in Hell for this, where the dad in his afterlife will be Lucifer himself.
Meanwhile, Ms. Wilson will live a nice afterlife in Heaven where she'll be loved and happy forever.

I need you guys to read rhis: whatever you are going through with your parents cannot be this bad as what you saw here. So if you're going through bad blood with your parents, end it and repair your relationship. Tell them you love them and give them a hug. It's that important that you do so because your relationship can't be worse than this. And I need to do just that.

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This doesn't bode well for their character.

Everyone Needs to Leave Christina Miller Alone

You people need to get a hobby.     

   ...Now get another one.

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D'OH!

We Knew It Was Coming: Tomi Lahren Hired by Fox News

I knew this was coming from 69th Street on the 108 bus.

Everybody's favorite bleach-blonde-brained blowhard bitch (no not Taylor Swift; at least she has some dignity and respect), Tomi Lahren is joining America's television hub for bleach-blonde-brained blowhards: Fox News Channel.

It was announced that she will join the Fox News family as a contributor to it's worst most horrifyingly biased show (No, Tucker Carlson; I didn't say excessively annoying and embarrassingly stupid show. Sit down and be a good little human jockstrap)--Hannity.

This doesn't surprise me. I had the thought in my mind for a long time since she was a host on theBlaze. She was an annoying loudmouth doof then, and she'll be an annoying loudmouth doof when she makes her first official appearance...when they make it happen. (I dunno--I never read an article about this, and I never will.) Even before her ass got her well-deserved pink slip, I had a feeling she would get interested by Fox and even get picked up when she was at the other network. Now that she's at the place where idiots get their propagan--I mean...yeah, propaganda, she'll get her turn in the limelight and even get her own show. (Don't ask how I know; I know it'll happen sometime or another. They'll definitively make room for her somewhere on the schedule and idiots will eat her vocal defication like they do Hannity's.)

Tomi, good luck bud. But...I still hate you like you hate everything sane and logical.