Friday, April 03, 2015

Star vs. The Forces of Evil Review: Match Maker / School Spirit



Hello fellow Stargazers. Welcome back to my review of Star vs. The Forces of Evil.
I hope you enjoyed the last review because from this point on, there will be more where that come from. Let’s get started with...

The episode begins at Echo Creek Academy. Star and Marco are walking down the hallway, with her being greeted by fellow students. Star is delighted in her being friends with many other students, finding herself cool. Marco disagrees and points to who he finds cool, his friends Alfonzo and Ferguson. They attempt to pick up chicks and fail, with Ferguson using a drawing on his stomach to do such. Star suggests matching Ferg with a girl, while Marco just says No.
--I’m just gonna put this out there: I really like Alfonzo and Ferguson.
--It’s nice to see the other students being nice and friendly to Star, as if her magic powers don’t mean a thing to them or see her as a freak. I guess this series is going in a good direction.
--About Alfonzo and Ferguson. They’re the kind of friends you really should have; they’re not snotty or jerks and they’ll always be there for you no matter what. Sure, they’re not very attractive, but they make up for it in humor, loyalty. And I definitely would find them cool any day.
--Also, if you’ve seen “Monster Arm” first before this episode (and I hope you didn't because it’s important...and you would’ve ended up confused), you wouldn’t have known the names of Marco’s friends, Alfonzo and Ferguson. Or have known they were Marco’s friends. Just people they know. Thank Goodness that it didn’t screw up anything or confuse people. Heh heh heh.

Heh.

In class, they receive the results of tests they originally taken from Ms. Skullnick. Star gets an F- (“for Fantastic”, as she claims), but Marco assures her it’s for Fail. Marc, meanwhile, gets an A+ (along with a smiley face). Star wants a grade like that, so she decides to take her “matchmaking skills” to Ms. Skullnick, who laments the last time she had a date (he had a boat, but left her at the dock; hmm, sounds like a good lyric for a rap song) and Star uses this to make a deal: If she can help Ms. Skullnick land the perfect date, Skullnick will give Star the perfect grade,, by using her magic to match her up. Unfortunately, because of the obvious and Ms. Skullnick telling her not to, she instead turns her into a troll (with a suspiciously-shaped and -placed thing on her belly button). Star and Marc are shocked, and Skullnick freaks out, while the other students are ecstatic at their teacher being turned into a troll. Marco tells Star to revert Skullnick back to her human self, and she complies, but that spell actually takes Starco and Skullnick to Star’s expansion pack bedroom at the Diaz Family Home.
--That spell can be very useful later on.
--Also, I didn't notice this the first time (although I did notice his hand covering it later), but after reading some comments on the the Wikia site, it is revealed on his test that Marco has a middle name of Waldo. I think that's a really cool middle name (not because I'm a Meatball, but because it just sounds great with the rest of his name. At least that's how I see in comparison to my middle name. Which is Duvall. Yeah, I don't mind it; it's just I don't care for it that much.

Meanwhile someone is peeping in at this excursion (again). It’s Buff Frog, who takes his reportings and heads over to Ludo’s Castle, revealing to him that Star has been distracted from her wand and is open for attack. Ludo is overjoyed at this news and thinks of what he would do had he have the wand: He make it match his skeleton hat, get super buff he’d destroy the kingdom, and become a lifeguard. He laughs in delight of this, and when a henchman asks if he’s doing CPR, Ludy coldly silences him...and agrees.
--I’m gonna be honest here: I was thinking about Ludo with those large muscles. It's really nice to see. I really wouldn’t mind seeing that in fanfiction art. I better get started on that!
--While Ludo was talking about Star is distracted, I couldn't help but think that he himself was a little distracted. Probably that’s the point, cause if so, that’s hilarious.
--Also, the ice cream part is both creepy and hilarious. That teensy part with one of his henchman picking up the glob and putting it back on the cone without Ludo noticing is hilarious.

Back at the house, Marco and Star are trying their best to stop Skulltroll from crying, which has flooded her room. Marc suggests Star calls her mom The Queen for help, which she doesn’t want to do, as doing such will send her to St. Olga’s Reform School for Wayward Princesses, where she believes the students will be cut open and will never be the same. And she screams.
Marco suggests beating around the bush--telling her everything with being specific. Star goes to her Talking Mirror and has it call Mom; instead it calls Tom, who happens to be her ex-boyfriend. Tom wants to talk with Star, but she clearly ignores him and hangs up. She does get to her mom, and beats around, but the Queen clearly looks like she knows something’s up. Star tries to assure her that’s not the case, but Skulltroll finally escapes through the window.
--At the Wikia site, there’s a still of Starco visiting Tom in his fiery world. I assume he’ll appear more in an upcoming episode. And I hope he does; he seems so cool and nice, but he probably has a temper that you seriously can’t mess with. Also, he’s voiced by Rider Strong. Yep. Shawn freaking Hunter is the voice of Tom. It can’t get any cooler than that. Also, that teensy part where Tom raises...fire a half-second before Star hangs him up is funny and chilling at the same time.
--Seriously, does anyone notice the gem in Skullnick’s stomach? I mean you should have; it’s been four days after the episode (as of posting this).

Ms. Skulltroll tries to run away, but is tackled by Marco. Star jumps in to congratulate him, and is mocked by Ludo, who suddenly appears with his henchmen to attack Starco and swipe her wand. But first, a gag in which Star and Ludo go Crossfire about Star’s procrastination.

And now, it’s on! Starco vs. The Useless Minions--The Fight for the Magic Wand: Round 2.
--I don’t wanna get too specific, but this match was just as awesome as the first one back in “Star Comes to Earth”, if not more. Seeing two tennagers hold their own against a bunch of grown male monsters (with magic AND karate, mind you) is just majestic.

Emmitt (a minion who happens to have a name) lands in front of Miss Skulltroll, and the two gaze into their eyes (very longingly), and begin to fall in love. When Star notices this, she lets Marco take it solo (you know this won’t end up good), and foes to the two lovebirds (or love) and does her best to link them up.
--Okay. I admit. The part of the scene where Marc gets beat up by Ludo’s minions was hilarious. Especially when he got thrown to the ground.by Emmitt. Even the one when Emmitt slowly pulls out his sword, this close from being about to finish him. (I GUESS THERE’S A LIMIT.)

When Star finishes her job as temporary Patti Stanger (if you don’t know who that is, good, you’re better at life than I am), she stops the temporary beatdown and puts on what has to be her finishing move now. (Even Marco realizes it), Turbo Nuclear Butterfly Blast. Of course, Starco wins again and they and, Ludo, leave again like they just lost the Super Bowl.
--Seriously, I think there may be a running gag coming ahead with TNBB being used to end a Ludo fight. And I do hope this is lampshaded more because this is funny.

When all is good in the Creek, Star find Miss Skulltroll and Emmitt an item (to Marc’s disgust), and happily asks her if she finally has an A. Skulltroll say she does...if she was still a teacher. She announces to the kids that she putting teaching behind to be with Emmitt; Star is saddened that she has still failed her test, with Marco

The next day at the Academy, Star recaps all that happened to her and Marco’s fellow classmates. When they hear that she is out of Earth, they immediately run to her desk and congratulate, throwing Marco out of the way. Star then decides to Marco the credit for the adventure. This impresses all the students, including Jackie Lynn, who congrats a blushing Marco for his . Suddenly, Miss Skullnick returns through a portal and onto her desk. She reveals to her students (especially Star) that Emmitt broke with her (saying she assumed this because he couldn't understand what the heck he’s saying) and ends up broken hearted again. In consolation, she gives her students the worst pop quiz in their lives. Everyone goes back to their seats, and Marco’s seat is kicked back to where he usually is. Star apologizes to him for the embarrassment, but he's cool with it as the girl of his dreams just talked to him. Star is delighted that her matchmaking skills have worked more than her magic, and as what she done to Marc's face (turning it to a butterfly) is any indication, she's right.


Remember the students and teacher from Star Comes to Earth? The people who didn’t give a crud about Marco at that part? Well, this episode fully introduces them further and expands on their characters more. The buff blond boy in the orange shirt is the guy that cheers on Star twice, the girl in the blond hair with the blue streak is Jackie Lynn, Marco’s crush, and the cranky old teacher in the tacky outfit is Miss Skullnick, who is now known as someone who can’t keep a man...and is still cranky.
Oh and by the way, that form Miss Skullnick appears as? Yep, that’s the way she appear as from now on. From this episode on, she stay a troll forevermore. (Crud, it creeps me out.)


Oh and Jackie Lynn reminds me of someone similar: Jacqueline Voorhees from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Well, when she originally was a Native American teenager named Jackie...Lynn. They even look alike.

You know, as cranky and old-lady-ish as she is, you really can’t help but feel sorry for Miss Skullnick throughout the episode. Then when Star paired up with Emmitt, I got very happy for her, as now she has someone to settle down with, even though this was because of Star doing this to get a better grade. Then when she was dumped yet again, I couldn’t feel any more sorry for her.

Now that the painful day the students went through has gone out of the way, it time they cheer up with the next episode...

In it, Star, still unfamiliar with the lingo on Earth, misunderstands when she hears that the Echo Creek football team is going to “get slaughtered” and prepares a series of booby traps to protect them.

This episode, like the last, begins at ECA, where students and faculty are enjoying the pep tally for their school’s football team the Awesome Opossums’ upcoming game against their rivals, the Silver Hill Prep Warriors. Star and Alfonzo are eager to volley a ball, while Marco sits bored.
Principal Skeeves introduces the cheerleaders, including head cheerleader Brittney Wong, “who became head cheerleader on her own, and not because her dad made a generous donation to the school”. (Riiiight) The cheerleaders come in and gets the crowd fired up about the team (and gets Star burning like an inferno). Star thinks Brittney’s talking about the animal (which really is kinda cute how they hold their babies on their backs), but Marco assures her it’s the football team. When he tells her about the game and that the rivals about to “slaughter” them, she takes this to heart that the rivals are going to kill them (seriously, she has a lot to learn here), and runs home for supplies, beginning preparation for what will be known as a crazy night ahead. Brittney introduces their new mascot, the Awesome Opossum.
Marco realizes that the real Opossum, a real possum, is gone, and assumes the Warriors stole it. Alfonzo assures him that’s not the case, as the possum “wasn’t playing possum”.

(It died.)
The two later notice it’s Ferguson in the costume, as he’s the new mascot.Marco then realizes that the Warriors would steal him later on, but Alfonzo rebuss that.

--Can I say how awesome the Spirit Committee is? Their school cheer “Go Echo Creek! Let’s try not to get beat!” is both fun and funny. And the :”relentless” support for the team is unwavering. And should be, too, Since the Awesome Opossums are facing the Warriors later on. “It’s gonna be a bloodbath”, indeed.
--Also, Miss Skullnick eating those chicken wings like a savage is also funny.
--Another funny thing (in a sad way) is the quick shot of the funeral of the Awesome Opossum. The sad background music and the tiny feet standing up just make it for me.
--One last thing, I realized something about Alfonzo. He's like a human version of Animal from The Muppets. . The only difference here between them is that Fonzy speaks complete sentences, and that he doesn't seem to play drums. That's one thing out of a lot that I like about him.

Star is running through the hallway, when she stops and looks at the trophy case, where portraits of the players reside. She tears up and gives her respects to them before making an air drawing of a frowny face. Meanwhile, Marco is sneaking through the halls, on a mission to protect Mascot Ferguson from the Warriors. That is until he meets Star at the trophy case.
When Star asks him for advice on preventing another loss (to him--losing a game; to her, losing a life) for the team (It’s like he’s asking for her to destroy to Warriors), he suggests the element of surprise...and bombs. When Star has the advice she need, Marc finds the perimeter clear and call Alfonzo to take Fergy into safety, something the latter isn’t fond of, because of the potential disrespect.
--Here, I just loved how caring Marco is toward Ferguson as a friend in this situation, seeing as he doesn’t want Fergy to be stolen by the Warriors during the game. It really shows how Marco “puts friends first”.
--On the other hand, Really, Marco? Do you realize what Star is going to do now?
I mean, he really should know what he’s dealing with here. Either he wants Star to commit homicide on a rival football team (knowing that she knows NOTHING about American anything) to let his precious team win a friggin’ game or just doesn’t notice that fact the STAR BUTTERFLY is going to potentially commit homicide to keep their team, just not realizing that no one’s going to die in high school football! (sure, there will be injuries and concussions, but not death) He should know better than this. He got a friggin’ A-plus in the last episode. Where’s Waldo? Looking for his common sense.
(I’m sorry; I know it’s just a cartoon and that sometimes ignorance is bliss for a good laugh, but jeez.)

At the auditorium, the Spirit Committee are practicing for the game. Brittney signals Sabrina to do a flip and jump with the assurance that the Boys will catch her. Star comes in, distracting the boys and ruining the catch for Sabrina. She looks at the the accessories for bombs. And when she begins to make one with her magic, Brittney stops her and demands to know why she’s there. Star, still thinking the game is a battle to the death, asks Brittney “the plaaaan” to beat them. Brittney tells her they have the “secret weapon”...their booties. They’re gonna shake their butts in the direction of the other team to distract them from the game. Star tells them it’s not gonna work in combat (more explicitly Shantelle’s booty-shaking), and tells them she knows everything from her babysitters, The Royal Guards.
Brittney offends Star by calling her stupid and bans her from the Spirit Committee. Star then decides to carry the deed by herself...and is megaphone-d out of the room by Brittney.

--The part where Star tells the cheerleaders that Shantelle’s booty shaking wouldn’t work was hilarious, but the reaction from Shantelle herself had me dying (No pun intended. Seriously.)

--And if you didn’t find little Star extremely cute...you have no soul. None whatsoever.
--If I were Star, and Brittney offended me or Mewni, I’d kick this wench’s butt Love & Hip-Hop style from here to kingdom come. Literally, there’d be a dimension of that caliber.
Yeah, I wouldn’t be so nice.
--And this…

...also funny and genius playing with the shade-around-the-eyes effect.

Elsewhere, Marco and Alfonzo have kept Ferguson hidden, with the former wanting Fergy to blow on a whistle to warn of an impending kidnapping by the Warriors. Ferguson reveals the real reason why we put on the costume: to pick up chicks. Marc takes no excuses and tries to shove the whistle into Ferguson’s mouth. Fergy refuses while Fonzy’s standing there watching the weirdness unfold.
Star is in the garbage and asking a group of stray cats to help out with her “Kity-Cat Offense”. When they instead eat a bone, she decides to do it the hard way: dive in and turn them into something else.
--I don't have much to say here, but that Butterfly Dive (heh, pun) into the dumpster was really funny.

At the Diaz Family Home, Marco is interrogating Ferguson about the kidnapping. Fergy wants to go home, giving a sissy reason to leave, Marco shuts that down, saying the rival team would look there first and set off the kidnapping. When Ferguson says that it feels like he’s the one committing the kidnapping, Marc threatens him with never seeing his parents again if he continues talk that way. Star calls him and, while climbing the telephone transformer wire and grabbing a wayward squirrel, asks if he owns flammable liquids. He says check the garage and she leaves the wire, taking the squirrel along.
Ferguson laments that he could get some action with a real possum tail and then tries to grab a soda can with it, but knock it over and destroys Marco’s laptop with it. The three just stare at it.
...cut to next scene.

It’s finally here! Game Time! The Warriors are ready to rumble, and the Awesome Opossums are…

yeah.
Marco still has Ferguson under lock and key. Then Star comes in with a medieval flail.
Marc takes her to the stands to talk...and immediately the Warriors take Fergy away.
Marco asks Star what’s she’s up to, with her answering that she rigged the field with booby traps. Marco realizes what Princess Cuckoo-Pants really has planned, he tells her that the Warriors aren’t really going to kill the Opossums, and that Football is a Game. When Star realizes what she did was wrong, it’s too late to fix it. The game has started and already the traps been set off. Everyone’s running for their lives and game has turned into Survival of the Fittest (yet not even the fittest will survive unscathed). Starco run into the war zone to take care off the deranged animals and clearly kick butt like it’s nothing. Seriously, Marco beat the crap out of a magic squirrel three times his size! Add Star using her wand to turn all the animals back to their normal forms is just beautiful.
Ferguson and the two Warriors run out but he’s and runs to Marco, who wants him off the field but is struck by bomb. Marco tearfully runs to his fallen friend and . That is, until Ferguson wakes up and tells him he’s playing possum. Marco is delighted to hear of this, but angrily shakes Fergy and tells him “This is why you only have two friends!”
With the field now destroyed (as in The Avengers destroyed), Star realizes that she really messed up. But Marco corrects her saying that they really messed up and that he should’ve kept an eye out for what she’s doing before hand.
(Thank you!! That’s what I’ve been saying.
You know what, I just realized something. Sometimes when a story relies on ignorance and end up making viewers angry, that seriously messes up the episode entirely. But here, when a character realizes that what another character has done could’ve been prevented had he said something earlier, this could make the episode much better. Marco has only been with Star for not very long, and that he still hasn’t realized what she is and isn’t capable of just yet and that as her guide, he should be mindful of what she does while staying in Echo Creek. Sure, he messed up this time, but he and Star should realize that if you make a mistake, you should learn from it, and use it to make your . Like I said earlier, Star has a lot to learn while on Earth, but with Marco on her side, she doesn’t have much to worry about. She’s in good hands.)
Well, this ha been a very solid episo--wait. Oh yeah, it’s not over yet.
The Warriors, realizing what just happened has scarred them, run out of the field and back to where they came from. Buff Blond Boy realizes the forfeited, and that the Opossums won the game. The team and crowd cheer on and members pick up Star, Marco and Ferguson. Star mentions that she may have forgot something, the winged creature that just dragged Marco away.

So all in all, a very solid episode. I quite enjoyed all of both of them; there were some big laughs, the characters (besides Star and Marco) are fleshed out as much as you can expect, the dark parts were scary and unsettling and even the music was great and accentuates the mood perfectly. This is an episode I will watch more. There were parts I can do without, but those were few and far in-between. That's more than I can say for the next episode.

Well, that wraps the books on another review. Again, I'd like to thank the Star vs. The Forces of Evil page on Wikia for help me out on the review. There are so much I did know about the show or this episode that they did, so I can't thank them enough for every detail and information they archive at the site. And I'm forever grateful for them.
Thank you guys.

Tune in next week for my review of "Monster Arm" and "The Other Exchange Student". To be honest, I didn't like one of them. And I have a gut feeling not many people will like it and I may have gone into this reviewing thing for this show a little too much. But hey, this is what I'm ready for when doing reviews. And I'm ready for what happens.

So until then, I'm Andrew, reach for the Star and keep looking up!...at your TV screen.

Thursday, April 02, 2015

Trevor Noah Criticized for Old Tweets Before "Daily Show" Ascension



Here's something you've never thought could happen: a comedian being criticized for an old joke he/she made.

That's what comedian (and future host of The Daily Show on Comedy Central)
Trevor Noah got into a few weeks ago when, after the official announcement came in from the cable network that Noah will succeed the great Jon Stewart at the end of this year. Some old tweets from Twitter have resurfaced and they have seemingly painted Noah in a bad light. (It seems that bunch of people don't like Trevor Noah or just can't stand to see Jon Stewart leave) Here are some of the tweets that are supposed to be enough to have Noah's head on a stake (These come from 2011 and 2012):
One about being a rich Jewish man while making light of the Holocaust
(I wish I could defend him by saying he's half Jewish and half Swiss-German, but I'm on the fence.)
One about soccer superstar Lionel Messi, with a nice subtle message about Jewish women having sex


And another about domestic violence (I can't be subtle about this):

WHAT THE SERIOUS HELL??

This tweet from BuzzFeed's Tom Gara just sums up this situation:

And here they are:


Okay that one is really funny.

While some people have criticized Noah for his dusted-down mini-statements,


others have come to his defense.



Here's the thing from me: He's a comedian. Comedians say raunchy, shocking and controversial things all the time. It's not something to even sneeze at at times.
And if you think that The Daily Show is some high-brow intellectual news program with highly regarded correspondents tackling taboo issues no other programs can't touch that he has no right being even 50 feet near, then...you're right, but up to a point. The Daily Show is an intellectual program, but it's not exactly high-brow (nor is it low-brow; I'm never gonna say that), the correspondents do tackle taboo issues, but they're not exactly the cast of 60 Minutes, and he is a correspondent too.

Here's what you all just can't notice--at the end of the day, The Daily Show is a satirical news program. They make fun of the big news of the day, no matter how painful or serious the story is (except for 9/11 of course). So it can't be a stretch to assume that this show is a high holy grail of television...Except it is when it comedy. And (again) this dude is a comedian! He has made jokes like this before. Even on The Daily Show. And it makes no sense to open your mouths about these tweets when they were posted 3 YEARS AGO!! No one said a damn thing about them then, so why the stupid background check on him now? That's just wrong.

Stop with the damn outrage! What's the point? It's frickin' Comedy Central!! They're known for stuff like this since the day South Park premiered. SOUTH! PARK! I understand some of you don't like him and his humor, but digging old dirt to try to destroy a comedian taking over a comedy show is just deceitful and sad, and just isn't going to work. Trevor Noah is the next host of The Daily Show. Get used to it. Jon Stewart won't stay there forever. If you guys can handle Stephen Colbert ending The Colbert Report, you gotta shape up for the end of an era. This guy is gonna be the next TDS host, and you'll all have nothing to do but fret.

Trevor, from a potentially mixed-race brother to a 100%-sure mixed-race brother, I give you mad respect, and wish you lots of luck later in the year as the new host of The Daily Show.

Tuesday, March 31, 2015

SNL 40 Review: Dwayne Johnson & George Ezra


Well, guys.
It took a long time (two episodes and a damn long hiatus) but they've done it. The writers of SNL 40 have actually pulled out a really funny episode. And the fact that Dwayne Johnson hosted it just makes it that way. Most of the sketches were hilarious, Dwayne was the best as he's ever been, the cast did a great job in some of their roles, and musical gues George Ezra was simply wonderful during his musical set.
So let's journey through this absolute gold mine and find some gems.

The Cold Open takes place at the White House as President Obama (Jay Pharoah) sits down and talks with Senator Tom Colton (Kyle Mooney), Representative of the House John Boehner (Taran Killam) and Senator Ted Cruz about their recent action involving bills and laws being signed behind his back.
These actions have angered the President one too many and causes him to (somehow) turn into...The Rock Obama!

His bulky, Hulky, Rocky state frightens the conservative leaders and sends them running, and in Boehner’s case, flying...out the window.

This was a pretty funny CO. The short, dickish answers from the Republican caricatures was chuckle-worthy and seeing the actual sequence of Obama turning to The Rock was really cool. Not to mention seeing The People’s Champ as the President was awesome. At first, when watching Live, I thought Pharaoh was VO-ing with Johnson mouthing his lines; but No, that really is him talking as Obama, so that made this sketch even more cooler.
And to jack this up to 150%, seeing Michelle also Hulk-out (or Wig-out, I guess) to She-Rock, with LesJo playing the role so great.


Monologue time!! And let me say first that it is awesome!
Dwyane walks to the stage and talks with the audience and viewers about his recent success in starring in film sequels , and turned it into a slowed-down R&B ballad number about it.
Johnson had the charisma and energy to make the song work, and the female cast members make it light up with their vocals.
This may be--will be one of the coolest Mono this season, and one of the best involving singing.

PepBoys/”Genderflect”
The Pre-Tape After is a spoof on Starbucks’ recent screwup of making baristas write hastags involving recent real life scandals on customers’ coffee cups, by featuring Pepboys doing a similar campaign, involving discussions with customers about equality in gender identity and sexual orientation. Straight genius.

I found the employees’ disturbing and inappropriate discussions hilarious, especially the one about being a hermaphrodite and fucking yourself anytime you like like it’s straight sex.
I really can’t get enough of this right here.

In this Sketch After, two wrestlers are ripping a promo in time for Wrestlemania.
Koko WatchOut (The Rock) is trash talking with Trashyard Mutt (Moyni), but Ko begins to take this...a little too personal. About Mutt.

This sketch is like straight-up Anarchism. The WWE and Wrestlemania logos are correct, but the wrestler characters (and announcer [TKill]) look like the came straight out of the late 80s or early 90s. I mean do male wrestlers still wear long and/or sparkling coats with boas optionally attached? I really don’t think so.
Other than that, it was still funny. Rocky using his acquired talents for this made it work, even if it was obviously going to happen. And Bobby was also funny as Trashyard, and his reactions are hilarious.

For the past few years, Disney has been making a questionable choice to its film library: remaking its iconic animated films and turning them into recently-made live-action hit movies. Including Maleficent (from Sleeping Beauty) and Cinderella, with Beauty and the Beast, Mulan and Dumbo, of all movies, on the way. This decision has pissed a lot of people off, so SNL has taken the liberty to turn those frowns upside down, by mocking Disney with this spoof on another iconic animated film turned into a cash-grabbing exhibition. And an unexpected one, too...Bambi.

Another genius one. The mashup with Bambi and Furious 7 (with both being “directed” by James Wan) was awesome, the dramatic acting from everyone was infectiously great, and...the deer puns, doe. The deer puns were deliciously corny and the performances from Johnson and the cast members were amazing.
Johnson (as Johnson/Bambi), TKill (Vin Diesel/Thumper), Pharaoh (Tyrese/Flower) and CecStrong (Michelle Rodriguez/Faline) were genius choices for the roles/characters, emulating the cast and characters of Furious 7, while portraying the characters of the Disney icon.
Also, that butterfly part had me dying. And Also reminds me of something:

I wish the “Bambi” pre-tape aired after the Mono, so it can drive the point home about starring in sequels home. Also, Disney needs to stop with the live-action remakes. They are the definition of creativity, so this has to be embarrassing. Oh well, as long as money talks, then they’ll be fine.

In “Dinner Date”, a couple Gene & his girlfriend (Kenan and Aidy) are joined by an odd, out-there couple (Dwayne and Cecily [plays Jemma with a convincing British accent]) on a dinner date. The two men met in jury duty, but this meeting is nothing to sneeze at.

No doubt, this was absurdly hilarious. With some of the jokes coming out of nowhere, Johnson playing the weido/cool tag-along man so amazingly, CecStrong playing the flighty Brit GF so well, I couldn’t stop laughing.

“Escape from Jungle Island”
In this 1983 classic film airing on TNT, Doctor Bones (Johnson), his young, eager, Robin-like assistant (Pete Davidson), and his lovely language translator Miss Reese are on a journey for find priceless artifacts on a mysterious island. But when Dr. is shot with poisonous darts, it’s up to one of his assistants to save his life. Guess who it is. (Hint: It’s not Miss Reese, to her chagrin.)

This is hilarious based on Dr. Bones attractiveness, the times he gets shot in the darts and Miss Reese's eagerness to suck his body parts with the darts as scapegoat, and her anger every time she gets shot down. Also, this wouldn’t been noticed back in the 80s, but the Homo-eroticism between the Doctor and Short-Long (heh, nice name) is on full alert here. I actually hope Reese would get the long end (heh, pun)) at least once, but ends up short every
time, and that’s super funny.

In this Pre-Tape, a frat party is in full swing. One brother is dared to a keg stand, and is successful, but that leads to an embarrassing revelation: he’s bald.

I love the little joke based on the recent scandal of a viral video of white male students at the University of Oklahoma reciting a singing chant involving the N-word. Also, the gag with the other frat bro at the spirits store being seen as a grown man, while the old man is seen as young was also hilarious.

In this next sketch, Cooking with Paul, Paul Montaine (Kenan) is an award-winning chef and (as explained in the open VO, for some reason which helped with the plot) is a three-time sex offender. What?

The look on Paul’s face at the start when sex offender was said was very creepy and funny at the same time. His voice doesn’t (or does) help, and Johnson does great work as his straight-man foil of a probation officer. Although, I thought it was a really weak concept: a TV chef cooking a recipe and going to his computer to watch children in an inappropriate behavior and manner, while his probation officer sous stops him from going further. I didn’t find it hilarious, but was chuckle-worthy.

Improv Show
At an improv show, a group is preparing for a performance, and draw some inspiration from an unlikely source: Robert Durst.

Kate Mc was awesome as Durst (in character, not the man; he’s cool in the slightest) and the Improv Show concept with him would’ve been amazing, but there wasn’t much time to let it grow (the time stamp on Yahoo! Screen was almost 3 1/2 minutes), and the rest of the sketch was just confusing as hell. There were some jokes that were funny to me, and some that were funny to the audience, but not me. Plus, Jeanine Pirro’s (CecStrong) appearance here was just a waste and confusing.
Also, the dialogue of the emcee and Prince Charmin’ felt more fake than needed to be. Also, on the looks of the group members’ faces, it seemed like they’re smiling on the outside with some fear hidden within. At least I thought so, as it would’ve been more funnier for their true behaviors to be shown. Also, their seeping fear of Durst could’ve made the sketch. Also, Johnson wasn’t in it, for some reason, All in all, a terrible skit, indeed. (Maybe The Rock could’ve been it’s Viagra)

In Interrogation, two cops are trying to get a suspect to reveal his motive in a crime he committed. But one of the officers is a little in there too excited to get the perp talking.

Okay, his insults were near gut-busting, and the way Johnson said them were hilarious. This obviously isn't one of the best sketches of the episode by far, but it's chuckle-worthy indeed.

those eyes...such blueness.
Musical Guest George Ezra is someone I've never heard of or mentioned...ever. Then when I watched a video by Marc Mues about the songs found in the bottom of the Billboard 100 in February 2015 and there he was with a nice, soft tune called "Budapest". I took a quick listen at it, and thought it was a really good song. Then when his name pulls up in the surprise announcement on the SNL social media pages a few weeks ago, I was interested in seeing what song he would be performing (besides "Budapest", of course). And now, he has that song. "Blame It On Me".


But first, the aforementioned "Budapest", which is very calm and mellow, but bursting with enough energy to make it great. It's not too bold, but not dull either. Ezra's vocals are deep and raw but can carry the track all the way, and make it a lovely lively song to listen to at any time and any other mood.
One thing I found irritating about this performance is how Ezra says the "You-Oooh" line, which is different than the original recorded version. This irritates me a lot and I tend to mute it every time I watch this. Other than that it was a wonderful performance.

As for the performance, all I can go about saying is, George's smiling is fucking infectious. Just watching him grin just makes me grin. It reminded me of that moment when Hozier smiled during his performance of "Angel of Small Death" back in Episode 3.
I just love it when a performer on SNL smiles. Whether because he/she loves performing a song live or that doing such on a big stage like SNL will bring them to the big leagues, like where old Georgie Porgie here is.

Now onto "Blame It On Me", which is more fast in pacing and has more understandable lyrics than "Budapest". The beat is really nice and has an advantage in use of electric guitars and bass, which is also really nice. And Ezra has better vocals here than "Budapest".

I think George Ezra is a huge talent and will be a big hit in the near future as a big folk/rock artist. I can just feel it.

Time For an Update:
Part 1:

Part 2: none

I must say, Jost & Che have grown steadily in recent episodes. Here, though, they have gotten better. I will say that they have spoken really slow, as if they are trying to get the Audience and viewers to hear and understand the stories. This was annoying, but the jokes were funny, so I'll give them a pass.

Kate Mc appeared as Russian woman Olya Povlatsky and discussed the Russian economy.

Well, I won't have much to say but...everything Kate McKinnon does is funny. Even the weaker roles she'll play are funny. She'll just take the role, put her style and humor in it, and make it hilarious.
Look at this again.

She's just THAT talented.

Kenan also stopped by as Willie, an optimistic man whom tries to cheer up Michael, who isn't in the best of interest when it comes to Spring.

It wasn't great, but I enjoyed the happy felling Willie showed during his appearance. The "cat dukey" joke also cracked my up. (What? Crap humor jokes can work with me sometimes.)

Anyway, this was a slightly-above-average Update for me.
Che and Jost were cool, but still have work to do. And the jokes were getting better and better. I think they should speed up their talking a bit; I want them to make me laugh, but I also want them to make me stay up for the rest of the show.
Kate and Kenan were pretty good as the characters and bumped up the grade from Average, so it's not too bad.

Was the CO Good?
The-Rock (and She-Rock) Obama
It was Vintage Rock (meaning it was great)

Best Sketches:
Dinner Date
Franchise Viagra Mono
The Jungle Island
honorable mention
WWE Promo Shoot

Worst Sketches: (this time they were more weak than horrible)
Cooking with Paul (for just being a guy on his laptop looking at kids)
Interrogation (just lame puns)
dishonorable mention
Improv Show (for not taking the concept and letting it grow)

In the end this was a really good episode.
Dwayne Johnson is as energetic and awesome as host as he's ever been. He puts his effort and talent from his days in the WWE into his characters and jokes and always amazes me, even though I knew he could do it. There is no way he couldn't be as awesome as he was in his last few appearances. He just plain...Rocks.
Also, the cast have done really well too, especially Kate McKinnon. She is just like Johnson, except she's a petite blonde white woman with a talent for sketches so great, you still wouldn't have it coming when she performs. I can't say more because...that's basically all I want to say. She that good.

I've enjoyed this ep a lot. And I eagerly await the few years The Rock will appear again.

Next week, Michael Keaton will be making his third appearance on SNL as host of Episode 17, with music from Carly Rae Jepson, whom will be making her first appearance. Keaton is making a comeback in film, starring in Birdman, which won an Academy Award for Best Picture, while Jepson is making a comeback in music, somehow making another hit after "Call Me Maybe", which won nothing (at least important).
See you then!

Monday, March 30, 2015

Maroon Mondays Awards Reviews: Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards 2015


Hey, everyone.
Welcome to my review of the 28th Annual Kids' Choice Awards, taking place for the first time at the legendary Fantastic, Fabulous, Forever Famous (and Formerly-known-as Great Western) Forum in Inglewood, CA. This years' show is hosted by Nick Jonas, the artist who released a song about being angry that your girlfriend is hot is in a movie this year although it's clearly not for kids. It was a really good show, and I really enjoyed it. You've read posts on my social media pages and have been eagerly awaiting my review, so here some of my thoughts on the biggest awards show in the world. You know, for kids!

It started with a flyover shot of the arena with a video of stars saying the network's name over and over. That was really annoying.

Host Nick Jonas performed his singles "Chains" and "Jealous". I liked "Chains" more because Nick didn't use a high-pitch singing voice. On to "Jealous" though, which was worse, Nick's voice was irritating. And the higher pitch was irritating. All in all, it was pretty good, and a perfect start to the show and his hosting.
After his performance, Jonas went into his monologue, which had him asking the female announcer to repeat "Ladies and Gentlemen, the host of the Kids Choice Awards, Nick Jonas!" I hear that and enjoy it a lot more on The Today Show. It wasn't a bad mono, but wasn't as great as other hosts in previous years.

SpongeBob SquarePants won Favorite Cartoon. AGAIN. But this time...I was actually happy about it. After the win (it was very surprising to see the award be presented; it's been years), the voices of SpongeBob and Patrick themselves, Tom Kenny and Bill Fagerbakke came on stage to accept the award. It's been a long time since I've seen these guys on TV outside of SpongeBob (Fagerbakke on How I Met Your Mother [seriously] and Kenny with--well, it's been a very long time since), so it was wonderful to see these guys in the flesh at the ceremony, especially Bill. It just made me stop being mad and made me happy and grin from their brief appearance. So much so, that I can tolerate their live, impromptu voice over of their characters. I'm still in content that it won again, though.

When I looked at the list of performers, I realized that the producers haven't learned a dang lesson on finding appropriate performers for an awards ceremony made for kids. The performer: Iggy Azalea.
First off nominating her for more than one KCA should've set off a few red flags (along with Beyoncé, Nicki Minaj, and pretty much all the others). ("Fancy" for Best Song?!? What the hell were they thinking??) But then, she gets to perform, too! (Also, since she's actually in the building, it's clear she might walk away with a KCA.) So let's talk about her song "Trouble" with Jennifer Hudson.
It's a song about how a "good girl" is into a bad boy. First off, it's super empty. The lyrics don't mean a thing, there's no personality from Iggy and it's a concept I've heard many times before, some from female singers who worked at Nickelodeon. So I guess that's why this song was being performed. The beat sounds and feels disjointed; it's like the piano player suffered a writer's block (or a stroke), and just threw in random notes and thought they would fit and sounded perfect. Plus the stomping part from the second verse on remind me of "Get'cha Head in the Game" from High School Musical, except the producers of that song knew what they were doing with that, whereas this doesn't fit with the rest of the beat and sounds annoying.
The one thing I loved was Jennifer's vocals in it, as she really could carry this song. The chorus is catchy to a certain point, and the horns added in later made it a little better. But the "kiss your teeth" line sounds weird. Overall, this song is mediocre and it won't be a song I won't listen to a lot anytime soon.
As for the performance...

Really, the outfits are close to make me stop watching with the urge of not letting my children watch...even though I don't have children. Iggy's live vocals were boring and empty, just like the vocals in the recording, and it feels like even though she's performing, she still sounds low and bare. As for JHUD, she's still doing the better parts. I don't have to say much more because JHUD is awesome and can carry any track she performs in. All I can say more about this is that I'm so grad that it's 2 minutes 51 seconds long, and that it goes by quick. This was the weakest performance of the three and I'm glad this went second. This is a song I don't plan on hearing a lot more as life goes on.

Adam Sandler and Josh Gad presented Favorite Reality Show.

Basically, Sandler needs to know when and when not to talk at this awards show. His shtick may work for kids, but it's getting old and annoying to adults. I don't think every kid is going to like it either, so yeah. He needs to change his humor a lot. As for Gad, he's fine. I do laugh at his humor and he knows what he's doing so keep it up, Josh. Another cool moment was when Sandler blasted Gad with a large gun that shot slime at large speeds. Watching Josh take it to the face was hilarious, and I bet it would hurt a person that much. Just ask Katy Perry.
Anyway, Dance Moms won the award. My reaction was this.

Uhhh....No. WINNER--Reality Show-Dance Moms(!!!) #CongratsAbbyLeeMillerYouEvilWoman #CongratsMaddieZiegler #WhyDoYouKidsWatchThisDreck #KCA

— Maroon Mondays (@MaroonMondays) March 29, 2015

I have a question for the parents that let their kids watch this crap:
What kind of parents are you? And techniques do you use to secretly torture your children?

Speaking of guys named Josh, Josh Peck (in a wig and pink shirt) snuck backstage into Nick's dressing room and rummaged around like the police in a trap house. It's really funny and I wish TMNT won Favorite Cartoon just to see him on stage. Great to see him back at Nick.

Chris Pratt was bombarded with pies by some kids before coming on stage to present Favorite Villain. The award was awarded to Angelina Jolie for her role as the titular character in Maleficent. This moment warmed by heart with glee to see her. This is because this was her first public appearance since the reveal in an op-ed from the New York Times that she had her ovaries removed to remove a generic rick for cancer. I was shocked and was beaming that she made an actual appearance for the show and accepted the award. Her speech was also beautiful; telling the kids in the mosh pit and viewers that it's okay being different. It was such a heartwarming speech, that I couldn't not call it my favorite moment of the night. Or at least split it with Kenny and Fagerbakke accepting Favorite Cartoon. These two definitely made the show for me.










So...ummm. Nick got a lot more to do close to the end, and that was more or less planned. He won "Favorite Male Singer", which had everyone on BOTH of my Twitter timelines believing that's rigged (Screw SpongeBob; this was clear deceit)

and after giving his speech, he was slimed. I really thought that was a major excuse for this to happen, when this could've happened anywhere during the show. Including the end. At this point, I didn't realize that it WAS the end of the show, and that usually at this point where the host gets slimed.

Finally, 5 Seconds of Summer performed a cover of The Romantics' classic "What I Like About You". I honestly questioned why they performed this and not any of their own songs. They were still pretty good as a band and they do have a talent to continue as a band for the next few years. Consider them the new One Direction (That's if you can't take Zayn Malik leaving the band like a heart attack).

Anyway, I usually still stick with the KCAs after all these years to look at the design of the set. Last year's show blew my freakin' mind with its Lisa Frank catalogue-inspired stage.

It was beautiful, colorful, vibrant and all-around amazing.
This year...

It's great. But not as magnificent as last year's. It's much smaller, more limited and mostly screens than props. Kinda like the set for the 2013 show.

As for graphics, they're amazing. The ones used for revealing winners are genius; it takes up the screen potion very wisely and very well and aren't an eyesore. Plus the "Big Button" concept was a close throwback to the shows of the 2000s where anything and everything but envelopes were used to reveal winners, which was really cool to see.

Nick Jonas was pretty good as host. He had the energy and power to carry the show, but he wasn't great on a funny level. The jokes given to him weren't great; maybe because the jokes weren't fit for an audience other than kids, maybe Nick couldn't pull them off, or maybe the writers are so childish that they think anyone can laugh at them, and anyone can say them. Either way, they were corny as hell and pretty predictable. I had a feeling that because of his cool. calm and collected attitude, that he would bore the whole show down--but he wasn't bad. He was pretty good as host; He had the energy to carry it fine. But, his jokes weren't great though, and they weren't fit for someone like him. The joke with his "Grandma" (played by brother Joe Jonas) was the epitome of this. I'd call it a 7/10 for performance alone.

Anyway, I feel that the KCAs have changed. It doesn't feel as manic, hyper and crazy as it was in the past decade. It's like the shows isn't catering to just the kids; It's catering to kids, teenagers and some adults (like me). It feels like something that the entire family can watch, not just the kids while the adults are out of the room watching something else to drown out the loud screaming and booming music from the boob tube. It's still colorful and slime-filled, but it's more reserved and calmer. Plus, Tom Kenny isn't the announcer anymore. And you know what? I like it this way. I may be an adult, and I can't stand hyperactive, stupid, crazy and headache-inducing. And that's from years of watching the KCAs. I actually have a lot of fun and feel amazing from watching. And after the last few years, I actually feel good about myself watching the Kids' Choice Awards than embarrassed.

Friday, March 27, 2015

Funday Friday: #14--#FindKatrinaGirl: Please Help Find This Girl

Talk about a reunion. No really, let's talk about it.
But first, we need to make it happen.

An Air Force veteran is asking the Internet for its help in finding a young woman he rescued 10 years ago, during Hurricane Katrina, in 2005.
Michael Maroney, now a master sergeant at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio, is searching for the girl to reconnect after years apart.

Here's a photograph of the vet hugging the then-little girl, seen here in pigtails and a pink shirt. (How beautiful is that??) This image has become an iconic symbol of hope during the
A hashtag #FindKatrinaGirl has been created and has now taken off on social media.

And here's a video about the journey:


I don't much of either of these two people from different walks of life outside of Hurricane Katrina, but I love reunions. And I hope everyone on the Internet can come together to help Mr. Maroney (who I will also thank for his unbridled service to this country; We are all ever so grateful to you for all your sacrifices to this nation during one of the most devastating travesties in American history) find this girl and that they can reunite after all these years. It needs to be done.

Hell, GMA, you're great at this stuff. I'm sure you can do this. If you can fly a castoff or finalist from Dancing with the Stars to New York for an interview the next day, I believe you can send out a call to your viewers to help this guy out this easily. Maybe an interview, maybe a taped sound byte, anything!!

Funday Friday: #13--Best Schoolteacher Ever

Happy Funday Friday, everyone.
Here's why I love doing this segment every week. Highlighting ordinary people who do extraordinary things. And showing them to you to enjoy, ending the week and starting the weekend on a high.

This week: A schoolteacher giving up her time to her students, on campus and at home.

Sonia Romero is a kindergarten teacher at Lew Wallace Elementary School in Albuquerque, NM. Some of her students live in poverty, and she does all she can to help. She has even taken in two of her students as foster children. All of this is done without any second thought or hesitation.

She appeared in a taping of The Ellen DeGeneres Show and was sitting in the audience before Ellen asked her to appear.



During the appearance, Ellen gives her $10,000 for herself and her growing family (including one son and the two students turned-foster kids) and another $10,000 to Lew Wallace to help pay for school supplies and other things.

I love this woman for what she does. She deserves all the love and praise that she has gotten from fellow teachers, former students, young students and others. And all the sacrifices she made to give her students great lives just makes her amazing.

I love Ellen. She always strives to help people who do the greater good. And then gives them wonderful things they deserve. And when she does, it's heartwarming. And since this has been done since the beginning, this is one of the reasons why her talk show is one of my all-time favorites.

Thanks to aplus.com for the article (assumedly owned by Ashton Kutcher; I just saw this on Facebook)

Star vs. The Forces of Evil Review: Star Comes to Earth / Party with a Pony



Hi everyone.
I’m Andrew and I welcome you guys to yet another review of yet another TV show. Yeah, I know you’re getting tired of it, but it’s my blog and I do anything I want.
This time I’m reviewing Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Disney Television Animation’s latest series airing on Disney XD. This series, created by Daron Nefcy, centers on Star Butterfly, a precocious and over-optimistic princess from another dimension named Mewni, who comes to Earth to practice her magical powers to become a better fighter. There she meets Marco Diaz, a smart, yet over-safe guy who becomes Star’s guide. From there, they become friends and team up on many adventures, whether at home or in many different dimensions with or against characters that are interesting and/or exiting to watch.
And I freaking love this series. Its bright, colorful atmosphere, the anime vibe, the lovable characters, the hate-able characters, the title sequence, the theme song, the end theme song, the writing, and everything else that either I didn’t mention or are too obscure to notice. And all of that starts here, the very first episode.

The one that started it all. The one that will start a brand new story of epic proportions. I'm excited to review this, so let's go!!!


It all starts at the royal kingdom of Mewni, another dimension. Star, narrating the beginning of the story, is a princess, and some have said she's a bit reckless and extreme for her actions; that's because she is also a major monster butt-kicker and unicorn tamer.
--Okay. Star is freaking awesome (obviously). She not only is a princess, but also fights monsters, tame wild horses, and can still look hot doing it. Also the hearts on her cheeks make her even more cute. Also, the devil horns headband shows a great contrast with them, and can pretty much tell you what she is. She can be a sweetheart at her best, and a demon at her worst. Call her the ultimate tomboy and girly girl mixed together.

It’s her fourteenth birthday, and during a coronation, her parents, King and Queen Butterfly, give her the family heirloom, a new magic wand, which she is clearly excited to own. But, because of her rusty magic (and the fact she almost destroyed her kingdom singlehandedly, despite claiming she can handle it), she’s forced to move to a different dimension. Star fears it’s the St. Olga’s Reform School for Wayward Princesses,
but her parents assure her it is Earth (a place they deem safe) where she will practice her powers.
--I like this scene for quickly but efficiently introducing Star, her parents and her kingdom very well. Plus, Star’s over-enthusiastic, curious and very eager behavior (along with the fact that she can kick butt, too) is just so adorable and just makes me smile. The fact that she’s voiced by Eden Scheer of The Middle just helps.

Anyway, Star and her parents arrive on Earth in a little California town called Echo Creek, and she goes to high school at Echo Creek Academy. After a minor hiccup with Principal Skeeves (Star playing with the lightswitch, believing it’s magic), they bribe him with a chest of gold and jewels, confirming Star’s enrollment. When Star plays with the lights again, the King asks Skeeves to provide a student as a guide to show Star around Echo Creek and watch after her. He suggests Marco Diaz.
Marco, doing his schoolwork, is called to the hallway. First, he brags about this to fellow students like he’s a bad-boy jerk-like student, who clearly do not care, and then secretly asks the teacher for a hall pass, but is shunned away. In the hallway, he meets up with Skeeves and meets Star, who has her eyes checked out on the water fountain, thinking it’s a sentient being, and tries to fight it. He is creeped out by this sight, but the Principal wants him to show Star around and become her guide. Skeeves later goes the ice cream store, while Marco is annoyed, now that he’s stuck with someone he’s just met.
While Marco repeatedly denies being the “safe kid”, he tries to assure Star that he’s actually a tough, dangerous, take-lots-of-chances, misunderstood bad boy (It’s clearly just a front); but while doing so, he pushes Star away from some dangerous stuff across campus (broken glass bottle, open floor tile and an open locker door.), so Star helps him prove this by turning a butterfly into an ugly, scary monster fly, which freaks out Marco. Perturbed by Star, he asks "Who are you?"
and she responds
That GIF was supposed to move. Sorry.
Even more freaked out by her, Marco ends the tour and runs home like he’s being chased by bulls, while Star greets goodbye.
--This is one of my favorite scenes of the episode. I really liked Marco’s introduction; at first it seems like he’s a cool, yet tough, bully-like student. But when he asks for a hall pass, it’s clear that it’s the complete opposite.
Now, before I get too detailed, I freaking like Marco. Like, a lot. He’s cool, kind, smart and is pretty charming, and is also funny at times. Not to mention he can kick butt, too. (why do I know this? It’s in the title sequence. We’ll get to that later)
--Also, that throwaway line about him once wearing a helmet in the shower room was hilarious, along with the rest of the scene.

Later on, Marco reaches home, but to his horror, he finds Star again, this time talking with his parents. They take a big liking to Star, and tell their son that she will be staying with them for the time being (as in the rest of the series), something Marco is not okay with, and finds the same sentiment level in a litter of puppies. Star (who loves puppies) then conjures up some puppies, but they have laser-vision eyes, which are uncontrollable. Mr. and Mrs. Diaz find this amazingly cute, and ask Marc to help Star move into her new room.
While the two go upstairs to Star’s new living arrangement, someone is watching them in the distance--Buff Frog, a henchman for Ludo, a villain residing in a dark castle in another side of Mewni. He discusses his plan to destroy Star and take her wand for his own intentions to destroy and take over her family’s kingdom.
--This one is one of my favorite lines of the episode (and possibly the entire series):
“I didn’t know these were your parents. I just assumed everyone on Earth had the last name Diaz!” Star has a lot to learn before becoming an honorary Earthling.
--I found the gag with the litter of laser-vision puppies funny, especially the dialogue from Marco’s dad when he took a hit from one of them to the eye, “Aye! My eye!”. To say nothing of the puppies being super cute.
--Also, in their short appearance here, Marco’s parents are such a lovely couple. His dad
I would love to see them a lot more during the series, but as a later episode “The Other Exchange Student” would attend, we do, and we do see them a lot more, and see their personalities flesh out more.
--Meanwhile. While the reveal was cliched and predictable, it was still funny, and I take a lot of interest in Ludo. I think he be one of my favorite Forces of Evil in the series going forward. Also, his henchmen as just as funny.

Meanwhile, back at the Diaz home, Star moves in to her new room, with a little help from Marco. After liking what she sees, she gives it an expansion pack in the form of an above-ground loft for her to frequent, which amazes Marco, who says he wishes he had one, too. Star takes this to heart, and goes to Marco’s room to try to give him one, too. Unfortunately, the spell she uses involves the word “suck”; Star accidentally creates a black hole that sucks Marco’s stuff through the vortex into an unknown location. When Marco is shocked and frustrated, Star tries to cheer him up by literally brightening his day with a sun over his head, but her screwed-up powers turned it into a raincloud, leaving Marco soaking wet.
From that point, Marco is furious and refuses to take in Star living in his house and being in his life, and decides to move out. So he climbs out the second story hallway window, but slips and falls down to a bed of cactuses, thankfully breaking his fall. Star asks if he’s okay; he says yes, and “storms” off (pun intended), telling Star not to follow. Star tries to agree, but can’t stop worrying about him.
--Honestly, I felt very sorry for Marco to have all this crap happen to him in one day. But I'd be darned if I didn’t admit that almost all of it was funny. Poor Marco.
--We don’t get to see much about Star’s expansion pack room other than a quick fly-by down. I hope we do see more scenes take place from this room as we go along, but the room looks really nice and does serve as a nice home away from home for her.

Later that night, Marco is at a convenience store, the Stop & Slurp, crazily begging people to go inside to buy food and refills for him, because the raincloud still following him won’t let him inside. Star finds him, and tells him her painful story about her not having a choice about appearing on Earth and him not having a choice in her staying with his family. Before she can go any further, Marco notices something horrible behind her and calls Star. It’s Ludo and his henchmen! They’re ready to fight Star and take her wand for themselves. But there is one major flaw in their plan: Marco.
When they begin the fight, Marco makes the first hit (of many) to the HM, and when I mean hit, I mean kick and flip and such. When an amazed Star asks him about his amazing powers, he says “It’s called...Karate”. The two quickly pool their fighting prowess and begin beating the butts of Buff Frog and the other minions. When two of the henchmen get an upper hand on the two, it seemed all is lost (really, one of them punches Star), they quickly dust off and Star delivers the finishing blow. All of the Ludo’s henchmen are completely, utterly and thoroughly trashed. Ludo is embarrassed, and When asked by Star if he wants a thrashing, Ludo says No and heads back to his castle, taking his rag(doll)-tag group of losers with him. (You can just hear the shame and disgust in his weak, tired voice.) Marco is utterly amazed by his and Star’s performance of teamwork, and after Star goes back to the house to pack her bags, Marco says she doesn’t have to, as he changes his mind and asks Star to stay with him and his mom and dad. Star is delighted, and shows her thanks by hugging Marco, who smiles. After that, the two head on home, starting a new friendship, and beginning a new adventure for what will come their way--villains, new dimensions, people, what have you.
Gonna be fun, huh? Yeah.

In the next half-er, “Party with a Pony”, Star and Marco (or should I say Starco? That will be a thing...someday) are at home, about to enjoy Marco’s famous Super Awesome Nachos, when someone’s at the door. Marco goes to it, answers, and looks around. At first, no one is there, but when he looks again, Marco is greeted by a floating talking unicorn head, which freaks him out. Star notices this, and is excited to see her best friend (from Mewni) Princess Pony Head. She introduces Pony Head to Marco, her other best friend (from Earth), and PPH is frazzled by this. But, she shakes it off by asking Star to join her in reconnecting by partying in other dimensions. Star agrees, but asks her if Marco can tag along. Marco tries to relent, but quickly gives up and agrees. The plan is set and the three are on their way. Pony Head pulls out (or, more accurately, gags out) a pair of Dimensional Scissors (which Star is “Jealous” of), and snips up a portal, taking them another dimension. A second later, another portal opens up, but it’s from another group of beings from Mewni. And they are looking for someone: Pony Head.
--At first, I began to really like Princess Pony Head, with her laid-back and cool (and somewhat ratchet) behavior and voice. But then she threatened Marco, and that likeness went out of the window. I would hate her for how brutal she treats Marco. and I would love her for how laid-back she is and that her voice sounds funny. For now, I’d put her in the middle. I don’t know whether or not I should like her from here, but let’s see what happens.
--And on a side note, She kinda looks like the Horse Head from The Godfather if it had been reincarnated, and sent to another dimension.
--Also, what does Star call Marco’s nachos? Triangle Food. That is funny. You should laugh at that. Plus, her excitement and gal-pal talk with Pony Head was so cute.

Later on, Star, Pony Head and Marco land on (in Marco’s case HARD...on the ground) a party joint called Bounce Lounge, which lies in the clouds. The girls dance and have fun, while Marco stays far away because of PPH’s warnings, but Star pulls him back in. They later go into a photo booth and take so-cutesy-it-makes-your-eyes-bleed pics like there’s no tomorrow. Star then leaves to grab the photos and let Marco and Pony Head bond. Except...they won’t bond, as PH tells Marco that they will not be friends...and even second-best friends.

Marco tells her that doesn’t exist, and she gets offended.

Pony Head then tells Marco that tonight with Star means the world to her, and if he screws it up, she will cut him with her horn.

Pony Head asks if he's got, and leaves the booth, with Marco scared out of his mind and clutching his chest.
And now things are getting heated.





-- Yeeeaah, Snooki Head is going all Fatal Attraction on Marco. How quaint.
--You don’t have to see this a mile away, but this was one of the funniest scenes in the episode...despite being a little dark.

Marco runs to Star and warns her about Pony Head, but PH shoves him out of the way, nearly killing him by falling off the edge. Fortunately he picks up enough strength to hold on before Star picks him up. Marco tells her about what PH did back at the photo booth, and Star admits that she can be possessive. Star later suggests that she, Marco and PH to another dimension, Amethyst Arcade. PH says she still wants to dance, but quickly changes her mind when the three men with masks are on the trail.
--That part with thw skeleton saying "FALL!" both made me cringe and laugh at the same time.

At Amethyst, which is filled with more video games than meets the eye (and more squares than the Entertainment Center at Walmart), Marco is amazed by what he sees. He and Pony Head then immediately go to a game, Lance Lance Revolution, and the beef heats up like a patty at Hardee’s. The two face off and it’s tense. When Star then goes off to get popsicles, the two rivals still fight it off until Marco wins (actually because the 9-9 is still looking for ). Then The Men in Black come back again, and Pony Head runs off, leaving Marco. She then finds Star and they go to another dimension, lying that Marco has left first. So she goes along.
--(Really Star?? You’re actually believing this?? You actually think that Marco has somehow gotten the scissors to get there before you?? Are you actually believing Ms. Nay Nay for that)
--Also the names for Marco is hilarious. Earth Turd. Genius.
--And another thing, Marco called Pony Head’s mother a whor...se.
(I honestly thought he [“the writers”] meant it that way, until I realized he actually meant saying that PH mom is a horse. Still, it was funny, though.)

At Scum Bucket (the writers really found good names for these places [I’m not being sarcastic BTW]), Star looks around for Marco, but can’t find him. She talks to PH about him, and she reveals that she lied about him leaving AA before them. This infuriates Star, and she calls Pony Head out for doing this and treating Marco horribly. From there, PH realizes how much Marco means to her as a friend (best friend, actually), and they go back to Amethyst Arcade to find him.

Meanwhile, back at AA, The Beygency interrogates Marco on PH’s whereabouts; he says he has no idea. They turn up the intensity by shoving a lamp in his face...and then proceed turn it on and off very quickly, which annoys Marco. Just in the nick of time, Pony Head and Star return to save Marco from the torture...and the oscillating bright light. But first Pony Head gives Star her Dimensional Scissors, as she says she doesn't need them. Pony Head then faces the Smith clones and challenges them to...chase her. She glides around the Arcade with the men on her trail. She uses her horn's power to destroy the games, deflecting their chase. She is successful...until she hits a wall, and faints. The Masked Men have her cornered. That is until Star and Marco have her back (of her head) and face them too. When it seems like we're in for a(nother) fight, a booming voice appears. It's of King Pony Head.
--This gag is also funny. I’ve seen interrogation scenes like this before, but the light flicking thing was seen before and really different, and really made me laugh.
--I can't deny how awesome it was seeing Pony Head holding her own against the Masked Men while they chase her. Her laughing and cunning snarks make me smile.

And now the reason The Blues Brothers were following the three in the first place. Princess Pony Head's father, King Pony Head, is looking for her (as she ran away). Princess reveals to Star why: she wanted to have a final day of freedom by enjoying herself and having fun with Star, as he is sending her to St. Olga's Reform School for Wayward Princesses. Star is happy for PH's night of fun with her, with PPH finally realizes what kind of person Marco is and how much Star likes that as her best friend--I mean bestie, she changes her perception of him and begins to like him. Marco wishes her good luck, and she thanks him for defending her and now considers him her friend. Pony Head Jr. accepts her long-term punishment and heads over to St. Olga’s, But she says in parting that it won't hold her down for long. And then she gets pulled into the portal, with Pony Head Sr. coming along.
--
"Oh, kids. You have them, and then you wish they weren't aroun..."
Damn, King Pony He--I mean, Dang, King Pony Head!

Star is delighted to see her two best friends from two different dimensions becoming best friends themselves...although Marco says he wouldn't go that far to agree. After a mini freak-out about still being in another dimension, Marco asks Star how they'll get home. She knows a way: the Dimensional Scissors. Now with them in possession, the two can now go to any dimension in the universe anytime they want. Marco has a suggestion of where to go first: home.
The episode ends back the Diaz home, with Starco watching TV, finally enjoying Marco’s Super Awesome Nachos.

I like this episode a lot, but not as much as the previous. Since it did introduce us (and Marco) to the series’ aspect of other dimensions and how they play out, this is a really good start. The worlds I saw look really nice and adds a touch of complexity in them without putting in too much. And the balance between light humor and dark humor here was perfect. One moment, I feel morose as Heck, the next I’m laughing my head off. I don’t how the writers and animators could pull it off, but they did, and it paid off. Big time.
Pony Head is a very interesting character;
As for St. Olga Reform School for Wayward Princesses, I’m very curious to see what it is more than a “place that’s like jail” and what goes on there. I’m very interested to see it in a future episode. (Will there be a dark, dreary atmosphere inside?; Will Star somehow end up there?; Will we see Princess Pony Head again?) I’m very eager to see what St. Olga would be like late on in this series.

A Few More Random Thoughts:
--This.

Make what you will of that.
--It’s gonna take a lot of congrats for Pony Head to keep a pair of scissors in her mouth…
--And it’s gonna take a lot more congrats for Marco to stand up for her later on, even after she made fun of, threatened and nearly killed him. Makes me like him more and like her less. Like Star said, “Classic Marco, putting friends first”. I’m super proud to be a Meatball.
--No I was wrong. King Pony Head is like the Horse Head from The Godfather if it had been reincarnated.

Even More Random Thoughts:
I'm probably gonna get flack for this, but I’ll start it off with this:
I’ve said earlier in the review--I really like Marco. He’s a really cool character, and a really good friend to Star, and there are some things I like about him along with a few things I will like about him later on the series, as you guys will notice in these reviews.
But there is one thing about him I do not like. If you guys know what the trope known as “Butt Monkey” is, then you’ll know that Marco is treated kinda badly in this series. I mean, usually in each episode, there are at least a few gags involving him get physically or verbally hurt. In the Star Comes to Earth alone, there were seven gags involving this (eight if you count the picture being destroyed by the laser-vision puppies).
I understand there are some characters in a series that would be treated this way, too. And of course this is Played for Laughs, and I do laugh some of these jokes. But, here, this happens more than a few times...and it annoys me. I really can’t stand it.
I’m not really a fan of the Butt Monkey trope, and this is the worst example for me. And after watching the next episode, it’s going to continue whether I like it or not.
Now, I’m not complaining, I’m not gonna demand this be toned down or removed or waste my time protesting it. I do believe these constant gags could make him a better, stronger character along the way, and can make me like him a lot more, but I’m saying this as a personal opinion. I just plain don’t like it.
You don’t have to agree with me or argue with me about this, but that’s how I feel.

On the other hand, I really like this series; not only because of how bright, colorful and positive it is, but also because of the fact that a female is not only a main character and focus, but also because she can kick major butt, too, and isn’t annoying (or overly annoying, depending on what your view on it is). It’s great to see more female leads on TV shows, not just in live-action, but in animation too. And it’s really working like a charm. But this isn't the only reason why I’m in love with this series. It also has a male lead that is a minority (Marco), villains that aren’t too scary (at least not yet; I could even bet money on this one), and a very catchy title sequence theme AND end theme. There are a lot more I could say about how the series is awesome, but then I’d be over-analytical like usual. So yeah, it rocks hard.

Well, umm, thank you guys for joining me for my first-ever review of Star vs. The Forces of Evil. I hope you’ve enjoyed watching this review as much I did making it and watching the series so far. In fact, from now on, I would like to call you all Stargazers,
I also like to thank the SVTFOE page on Wikia for helping out with the details. Couldn't have done this without it. See you soon for another review, this time for "Match Maker" and "School Spirit".

Until next time, reach for the Star and Keep looking up! ...at your TV screen.

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Deadline Editor Criticized for Ignorant-As-Hell Article

Let it be known to online commenters that if you have a criticism for TV producers for hiring actors of color for TV pilots, there will be ramifications. And in the case of Nellie Andreeva, editor of Deadline.com, this is VERY well-deserved.

In her article, "Pilots 2015: The Year Of Ethnic Castings – About Time Or Too Much Of Good Thing?", she discusses her thoughts on TV pilots that include minority actors (African Americans, Latino, Asians, ect.) starring in them. What gets the backlash for sure (and deserved) is that she believes it has started because of shows like Fresh Off the Boat, Black-ish, How to Get Away with Murder and Empire, all of which are big hits, especially for minority viewers, and thinks that it's too much for the practice of TV pilots.

You see, I get where she's going at. To a point. But the execution still sounds bad. And of course some people are going to find this ignorant and racist. I honestly don't and do.

She does makes some good points: it's definitely not a coincidence for the networks to start producing pilots with minority actors after Black-ish and Empire became big hits. Because of those successes, the broadcast networks began taking pilots with minorities almost in droves. And an interesting point: some pilots that had characters originally portrayed by white actors are now switched to being portrayed by minority actors. Including the cast of characters in the small-screen adaptation of Uncle Buck being played by African American actors and a pilot called The Advocate, which has one white and one black character, while based on two white founders of a healthcare consulting company.

But here's another thing: It still feels wrong to publish this.
Take for instance, her mention of this picture.

It felt uncomfortable, strange and too detailed. And it didn't need to be used.
In fact the article itself is too detailed and uncomfortable. I myself am known for too detailed blog posts and such, and even I find this too much too handle. Even if this was used to mention ABC's drama pilot Broad Squad (fine title, by the way), it still came off as strange and not needed.

Oh and that title: Too Much of A Good Thing.
How in the ever-hating Hell is group of TV Shows and Pilots with minorities "too much of a good thing"?! That makes no fucking sense!

Even putting together the number of TV shows starring minority actors in lead roles or TV pilots with minorities attached and it's still a small number of them against the other TV shows and/or pilots involving white actors. So it's never too much of a good thing, especially when there was never too much of a good thing having many TV shows and pilots with predominately Caucasian casts for years, at least to you. It's good to have pilots with ethnic casts. It shows that television has progressed with not just ethnic actors, but also with those with different sexual orientations. You cannot say this when you've reported stuff like this for years.

When I read this, I was as pissed as those who also read it. I don't find it right for a title and it will get clicks and views, but for all the wrong reasons. And rightfully so. This is a very bad, yet intentionally good. Some parts are true and all fine and dandy, but others are too much and creepily uninteresting.

This was a fucking stupid article, and it should not have been made. Andreeva should not have put her fingers on her keyboard to write this down, even if some parts did make sense. It shouldn't matter if a show should be talked about because of the race of the cast; it should matter because of what the show is about, the characters, the content, the story and the popularity. And if you, an editor for a TELEVISION/ENTERTAINMENT REPORTING WEBSITE, can't notice that, then you should be fired or suspended or should not have gotten the job in the first place.

Nellie Andreeva, I believe you have some 'splainin' to do about this. This article will ruin your credibility as a good online commentator, and it's gonna take a damn long time before you ever get most of it back and for the people who loved your work and respected you to love your work and respect you again.