Man Plans to Kill Rhino; Activists Plan to Kill HIM

Corey Knowlton was in hot water last week. What--you don't know who he is?? Well, if you don't, what's wrong with--I'm kidding. Even I don't know who he is. He's a hunter who enjoys killing animals for a living. On April during an auction held by the , Knowlton paid $350,000 for the chance to hunt an endangered African black rhinoceros. He did so successfully. After his announcement of this, many animals activists have made their disapproval, with several sending him death threats, and some even threatening to take his AND his family's lives. Knowlton has since hired around-the-clock private security after receiving the death threats.

(SIGH)

Now I'm not an animal lover, mostly because I eat meat. I really hate animal lovers, not because of their protection of animals (I'm pretty much cool with that), but because of the way they go about it. They act all high and mighty about how the animals are sacred species and that their lives shouldn't be tampered with, that they're perfect and special, that the world wouldn't be great without them and ect., ect., ect. But hey, from what I can tell from years of watching nature shows like National Geographic Explorer and My Gym Partner's a Monkey, it's that animals are not perfect and special--well, at least they don't act that way. They're not high and mighty, and we're basically just like animals, if evolution is to be believed. The fact that you want to kill one species by killing another makes you jerks and jackasses.

And to the specific group of people who want to send death threats and take the lives of Mr. Knowlton and his family, just to protect the life of one rhinoceros. I've got two words for you:

FUCK YOU!!!!!

Why in the name of God would you want to kill a man to save the life of an animal?! The human is just the same as a species as a rhino. They both have a face, legs, a nose an appitite, and a beating heart. And besides, a rhino will die from other things too, like starvation, diseases, famine and being killed (and eaten) by other animals.

I'm not condoning murder of any special species (humans included), bet he's a man and he can do whatever the sweet fuck he wants! You can't because you are weak, stupid and horrible. I hope you get trampled by a rhino you're trying to protect like an elephant trampling a peanut named Chuckles.

Oops, too soon. (Still not sorry)