Everyone Needs to Leave Christina Miller Alone

You people need to get a hobby.     

   ...Now get another one.

Let's all admit this: Cartoon Network isn't what it used to be anymore.

When we were kids. we all watched CN for it's iconic, creative, hilarious, awe-inspiring originals and the classics our parents and grandparents grew up with now being passed down to us like the family tradition we wished to behold. (Yeah, there was the other two networks with variations of the same, but they're not the focus here.) Today it seems that, while they still have the originals to write home about (well, IMO), most of the schedule for the day seems to have been taken up by the one original that isn't even one to write to yourself about. That one original is Teen Titans Go!, seemingly the network's most popular original series (while seemingly with viewers in ratings, but especially internally). So much so that it fills up most of its schedule these days.

And one of the people in the internal section of Cartoon Network with its annoying overly unneeded support is Christina Miller.

I'm sure most of you know who she is; for those who don't, she's the president of the network. (Meaning she runs the whole company and everyone in it.) Since Stuart Snyder skipped from the company in 2014, she was his successor and made major changes to CN that changed the scope of kids networks and shows forever. Under her reign, while she has helped give the world some of the best animated series of the decade so far (like We Bare Bears, Over the Garden Wall, Mighty Magiswords, OK K.O. and some others; she also helped bring one of the most annoying and detrimental TV executive moves...probably ever, by filling up most of the network's schedule of with Teen Titans Go! (which while annoys me too, doesn't affect me or my life like it does these dipshits we're about to learn about here today.) Except she did not do that; that was actually the doing of someone who actually works the schedules, Vishnu Athreya. He's the exec who gave the bright idea of spamming the network with TTG. So why didn't anyone give him shit for that?? Because no one smart does much research on the Internet under the surface, so they blame whomever's on the top rung of the internal ladder at Cartoon Network: her.

These dipshits are people who flood YT comment sections, forum sites, social media sites (especially Tumblr), fan sites and pretty much anything on the Internet that mentions CN or any of their shows to bitch and whine about how Miller is ruining their favorite network. It's even gone to the point that some of them even resorted to death threats to get their "point" across.

Look, I don't agree with some of the actions of the executives there these days too, but I will say this:

IS IT REALLY WORTH IT TO CALL MILLER OUT SO HARSHLY THAT YOU WOULD RESORT TO DEATH THREATS AGAINST HER?!?!

and I say the answer as calmly and rationally as I can.... FUCK NO!!

You people are inhuman disgusting pieces of dogshit to have done this. This woman isn't exactly the best to do the job of president (and I say this as someone who kinda supports her), but she is someone who is doing their job. You can disagree with her on her decisions (really, you have the right to), but resorting to fucking death threats against her really makes me think you all shouldn't have that right. Reading all of these comments in YT videos comments sections (and coming close to watching the videos by some well-known YT reviewers) make me sick to my stomach. And this extends to everyone who make videos on YT doing something of the same: you people ought to be ashamed of yourselves. Is it really worth embarrassing yourself and the fandoms of the shows you love, and even the people who make said shows for you to go out of your way threaten someone who controls the network (for kids) to make it more watchable for you to pay her back with clear, blatant and disheartening disrespect?? And back to the "(for kids)" line, you know that at the end of the day, this network is meant to exist mostly for kids?? And that those shows (including even every one that's not TTG!) is also meant mostly for kids?? I say this because you all are acting like goddamn three-year-olds! Even they are much more adult than you people are! It's super embarrassing. But I bet you don't care because you all are so proud of the slimy crap you've all pulled.

And I don't get it. I get that to spend the day watching your favorite cartoons from the past and even today, you got to watch CN or Boomerang (the other channel Miller fronts, along with [adult swim]).
But you know you don't have to, right? You can actually go to other places to watch them any time you want, on the Internet. You know, the Internet, the place you waste your time and brain time trying to come up with clever ways of saying "Christina Miller, you bitch, you put on too much TTG and you need to fucking die! I so wanna kill you, you overpaid lazy cunt!" and just end up saying something like that?? There are many places to go to get your fix of Ed, Edd n Eddy, Dexter's Lab, The Powerpuff Girls, Cow and Chicken, Johnny Bravo, Courage, Codename: Kids Next Door, Camp Lazlo, Foster's Home, Gym Partner and many others whether free or paid--whenever you're down for them. You just gotta look around. And just because CN isn't airing them anymore, doesn't mean your life is over. And they can't, because life goes on, and airing the same old originals over the newer ones doesn't work to make the bank (both with viewers and with advertisers), and that will only satisfy you and not the people that they actually care about: their fans...the kids...the demo that keeps them running...NOT YOU...you slack-jaw ignoramuses. (But since your reality-deviating heads are super far up your asses with a yardstick also jammed in there for good measure, you're probably not even gonna notice this) And why should they? Even if they do, not much would change when they can sell toys or make great ratings like they used to. (Although OG Teen Titans is starting to raise the tide.)

They (and you by extension) have to look at the big picture: the kids are what they're going for, and they have to create, produce, air, market and churn out cartoons that matter mostly to them, because that's what keep it running, and NEWSFLASH--since we were kids back in the last two decades, we were just like them, starting and freshening the cycle, only to continue when the next generation of kids come in and do what we did before today. Yeah, they can recognize us every once in a while, but that's all we're gonna get.

Wasting time doing donuts on Tumblr and YouTube looking for videos or posts with Christina Miller's face on them just to comment they way you do is just sad, pathetic, embarrassing and pretty cringe to the other people who like the same shows/network as you do.

If I was in any of those fandoms you all so claim you all covet, I would disown it and all of you immediately. And since I don't roll that way, I wouldn't. But since I have common sense, tact and awareness, I will anyway.

LEAVE CHRISTINA MILLER ALONE. She may not be the best network executive, but she's doing what she was hired to do. If you can't agree with what she's doing, that's fine. But you don't have a heart if you're going to resort to taunts. derogatory names and even fucking death threats to show all your disagreements to her ideas and decisions. Makes me almost ashamed to be in the same species as you people are. What has this woman ever done to you all to throw all of that her way?? NOTHING!! So she doesn't deserve to be treated like this. She's not Hitler, Stalin, Kony, Khan, Mussolini or Bieber. She's just as much a person as we all are, yet has a stressful job that involves which shows to make and which to air. And you people are making it even more stressful for her with your antics. She doesn't deserve all of this, she has a job and a family. And God knows what her family would go through if she were gone because Steven Universe didn't air that week.

FUCK YOU ALL. You all have brought shame to your favorite shows now and forever more. And your fandoms will disown you forever more for embarrassing them. Fuck, even I'm embarrassed by them (and I don't play with that most of the time). There is a special place in--oop, too far.

These people are disgusting and shouldn't be seen as anything less. I don't hate the woman, nor do I agree with some of her decisions but goddamn, you people are really pathetic.