Martina Big: ...And You Thought Rachel Dolezal Was Crazy | Serious Post 2017

At least Rachel Dolezal had being President of a Seattle chapter of the NAACP as an excuse to be black.

This crazy wench you're about to see here takes pretending to be another race (specifically black) to gratify oneself to a grossly outrageous new level.

This woman here is Martina Big.

"This is super unsettling!"

So unsettling, that I'll need a bottle of bleach to erase all that visual gunk.


 (sorrynotsorry,) SHENEHNEH looks better than this.

During her younger years, she used to look like this.

She wanted to look like Pamela Anderson and Barbie, so she wanted to try to get as many surgeries and transformations as possible to like them both. And then decided to get more to look like a dark-skinned black woman.


Okay...Pam wouldn't want this. Not even Barbie would want this.

And the problem is, when she was younger, she was really beautiful. She had the look, the style and the flair. Even when she wanted to look like Pam Anderson and especially when she got them "melons", she still look hot (even if the titty size was unbelievable). But now there she goes looking like a chocolate transvestite drag queen who somehow placed 8th on RuPaul's Drag Race (a very entertaining show, no disrespect) to remind us that race issues in this country are still rampant and hitting heavy.

There are real, actual black women in this country who have real, actual issues with their skin color and tone with people making fun of them or rudely dismissing them because of it, and they have a hard time dealing with it--even as a young girl. All it would take to curb the heartbreaking hate is for their families to tell them they're beautiful. But these days, it's not enough. And now you have white bitches like Martina Big and Rachel Dolezal acting like going black is a thing to have men flock to you and have sex with you, instead of--you know--embracing their culture and history and showing your love of those topics to and for black people before even thinking of attempting to do so. (Well, Dolezal did to an extent, but still...) But outright just doing it is creepy and disturbing.








Why I wrote this post her, is because I've seen interviews on Inside Edition and a web exclusive on Maury this week, and from first laying eyes on her, I couldn't even hold in my stomach acid for very long. She really didn't have to resort to looking like a black woman (at least she didn't go Al-Joston-The-Jazz-Singer blackface to do it) to be beautiful. I could only assume she's doing this for attention and infamy. And surprise surprise, she's done it. Everyone's fauning over her, and even I'm talking about this mud-faced broad. (And watching the audience with mouth aghast in the Maury clip, I share their reactions) It's just unfair to real black women; for them to progress their look and movement only to see this and wonder "Why Lord Why?!?!", it's just sad to think.


Once her 15 minutes of fame are up, I can't fucking wait to forget about her existence.




Now when I go sleep, I see this...




and wake up like this.

Worst waste of drops ever.