Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Portland Water Supply Flushed because Some DunbAsshole PISSED In It

Hey, again, everyone. If you want more American male stupidity and shame from his fellow man (and woman), keep on reading!
Last week in Portland, a guy walks by the city reservoir with some friends, then stops and looks around. He then decides to do the unthinkable: unzip his pants and begins begins to whiz. That's right. This dude urinated in the entire city water supply. Uhh, gross. One of the friends climbs the gate and reaches the water; he doesn't do anything.

Here's video of the whole thing.

I don't blame you if you don't see the actual moment when the dude starts pissing. It's very bleak.

Everyone already knows this, but I'm saying this straight up: this is stupid, disgusting, asinine and a complete waste of water. There are people in this city that truly need the water for everything: drinking, cooking, washing up, washing hands, and yes, going to the toilet. Now this dipshit ruins it for everyone. No one (at that time, anyway) will use fresh, clean water for their important needs. All because this guy wants to empty his bladder in a reservoir, of all places. He and the fake kidnapping guys should be on World's Dumbest just because.

They should lock this dickface up for for 3 years for ruining an entire city's worth of water supply. If this would happen in Philly (and that's a BIG if), the idiot who did it would be arrested the minute he pulls his zipper up. I'm honestly so glad the water supply has been flushed; I'd be damned if I ever let water with some guy's semen mixed in go through my system. I'm also glad the city of Portland has a lot of water left over. Who knew its usual rainy weather conditions would come into good use someday?

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