WARNING: Contains content some readers may find disturbing
Men, take this word for it: DO NOT PISS OFF YOUR WIVES. It'll cost you a major organ. Like this man in China did. In fact, it was his penis.
37-year-old Fan Lung decided to use the cellphone of his wife, 21-year-old Feng, to cheat on her. The mistress in question: Zhang Hung, also 21-years-old. When the fornication session ended, Fan forgot one important thing: DELETING THE MESSAGE!
One night after reading the message, and therefore learning he cheated on her, his wife was understandably pissed. But she didn't let her husband and father of five children off that easy. Nope. She didn't kick him out the house. She didn't burn his stuff. And she didn't beat him up. She went into their bedroom while he slept...and cut his dick off. He later went to the local hospital to have it surgically reattached...only for Feng to find him and cuts his cock off again!!. And this time, it's off for good. She throws it out the hospital window to the ground below.
After he couldn't take the pain of losing his rod anymore, Fan chased Feng out of the hospital (losing blood in the process) and into the street, getting into a fight with her. Hospital workers ran outside to see all the craziness going on.
A spokesperson for the hospital had this to say:
“Staff rushed out to see what was happening and found the patient with blood streaming down his legs hitting the woman. He was stopped and the woman was taken in for treatment, and then we discovered she had chopped his penis off again.”
After the fight, husband and wife were taken inside: Feng to recover from the fight and Fan for losing blood from his now-permanently-destroyed rocket. Despite searches for and finding the spot where his dislodged doinker was found, local authorities were unable to find it. Meanwhile, his dime had this to say on the matter:
“It doesn’t matter that he’s lost his fertility. He has five children already.”
First of all, what the hell kind of man uses his wife's cellphone to send an email to his side chick?? Secondly, who still sends emails as a primary use of sending messages? And Third, how crafty was the wife for sneaking into hospital and doing the dirty deed a second time? And fourth, who found this hilarious?
When I first read the story, I laughed uncontrollably. In fact, when all I read was "In China", I lost it. Because if I know any one race who can settle revenge with a blade, it's the Chinese. But this is just rich.
Dude, you're a fucking idiot.
--First, for underestimating your wife
--Second, for cheating on her
--Third, for using her cellphone to cheat on her
--Fourth, for LEAVING THE EVIDENCE on her phone
--Fitfh, for cheating while being a five-time father, and
--Sixth, for keeping the door to your hospital unlocked
(BTW, I don't condone cheating; but if you do, it's smart to erase the messages)
Plus, the side chick, Zhang Hung, is a dumb bitch. What she said about losing his skin flute was stupid. Saying “It doesn’t matter that he’s lost his fertility. He has five children already.” is like saying "It doesn't matter if I can't eat candy anymore because I have diabetes, I can still eat meat and ice cream". It really sounds like she still wants to get busy with Fan or is done being his secret freak toy. You do know that if you're helping a guy cheat on his wife, don't you need a third leg for that?
Anyway, I think what Fan Feng did to Fan Lung's bald-headed yogurt slinger for cheating, while absolutely sickening, was absolutely awesome. (I don't condone chopping body parts off either) That dumbasshole deserved what he got for cheating on her. Especially for doing something so stupid like using her phone for cheating and leaving a message on her phone.
But hey...things could have gotten worse. His nuts could've gotten the short end of the stick too.
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