Ahh, the NBA Finals. The time where the nation comes together to watch the two best teams of the league face off for the Championship, and see magical, memorable moments. Like LeBron James' dick.
This memorable and "magical" moment happened during ABC's telecast of Game 4 last night. During a shot of him before tip-off, the Cleveland Cavaliers giant was adjusting his uniform and wanted things to be fine and to not have an accident. Unfortunately for him, and many viewers watching it live, there was, as they caught a brief peek of his rocket while it happened, thanks to the camera's too-long shot. Well, call it a pocket rocket, because that's...less than impressive.
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/hey-look-its-lebrons-dick-1710773115
It's not his fault it happened. He didn't know that a camera was lingering on him for a while, with millions of people (some maybe children) watching him fix his shorts and end up getting flashed, with his blood sausage got into view. It's not the fault of the producers either. They also didn't know James was fixing himself and didn't have the foresight to realize that his third leg (or third big toe?) would be shown on national television. But they should've put on a 7-second delay in case, because that was gross. Really gross. Also gross is that he did this in public. Sure, they were far away at the moment, but still, they saw something.
Other than that, let's forget what we saw and remember what's really important: a hugely-great televised game between two great teams that are the best they've ever been in the NBA. it's not much of a stretch to assume otherwise.
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