MLB Suspends Druggie Players

Hey everyone. If you have a job, thank God that you do. Because the next post will involve a group of people who aren't so lucky. This and last year, there has been a major scandal involving performance-enhancing drugs among the professional sports companies. The Major Baseball League has announced a trackdown of players using PEDs that will be suspended for predetermined amount of games and months with the suspensions coming into affect immediately.

Aahhh, Baseball. America's pastime. The only place where where two teams face against each other and not break the others' spirits and bones. Also, it's the place where people can have a good time watching a ball fly toward them wishing to catch it. Also at the end of a game, you see the losing team take their loss with grace and dignity. You never see bullcrap like what you see in other sports. But you can see bullcrap outside the sport, like this:

The MLB has announced that it is suspending 13 players for using performance enhancing drugs while playing. The following players are:
Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Antonio Bastardo
San Diego Padres shortstop Everth Cabrera
New York Yankees catcher Francisco Cervelli
Texas Rangers outfielder Nelson Cruz
Padres pitcher Fautino De Los Santos, who is currently on the roster of the Double-A San Antonio Missions of the Texas League
Houston Astros pitcher Sergio Escalona, who is currently of the roster of the Double-A Corpus Christi Hooks of the Texas League
Yankees outfielder Fernando Martinez, who is currently on the roster of the Triple-A Scranton/Wilkes-Barre RailRiders of the International League
Seattle Mariners catcher Jesus Montero, who is currently on the roster of the Triple-A Tacoma Rainiers of the Pacific Coast League
Free agent pitcher Jordan Norberto
Detroit Tigers shortstop Jhonny Peralta
New York Mets outfielder Cesar Puello, who is currently on the roster of the Double-A Binghamton Mets of the Eastern League
Mets infielder/outfielder Jordany Valdespin, who is currently on the roster of the Triple-A Las Vegas 51s of the Pacific Coast League and, the biggest one of the group,
New York Yankees baseman Alex Rodriguez, who has been suspended for a whopping 211 games, and might come back to baseball in 2015.
The MLB says the Rodriguez ban is 'based on his use and possession of numerous forms of prohibited performance-enhancing substances, including testosterone and human growth hormone, over the course of multiple years.'

While all other suspended players have accepted the suspension and decided not to appeal, A-Rod responded to this, because he wants to continue his career and because he loves his fans as much as his job, vowing to appeal the MLB's decision to start the ban, saying in a statement "I am disappointed with the penalty and intend to appeal and fight this through the process". The suspension (and his appeal) starts Thursday.

Really, Alexander? You're disappointed, huh? You're disappointed that you have no longer have to play baseball and and hear the loud cheers of young fans looking up to you for your perseverance to the sport and love of the pe--Oh who am I kidding? Are you disappointed that you won't make more money and endorsement deals?
Well, so am I. I'm disappointed...that you're an uppity dickhead who can't wait a several months to play baseball again and that you're pissed at the MLB for doing you a favor. It's your fault you shot yourself in the ass to make yourself better than your own teammates and be more popular and more richer than any other player in Baseball. You know, I used to not like you because you were on another team. Now I just hate you. All the other players also suspended all accepted suspension. Apparently, they did a noble thing for the horrible things they done. And they were also smart enough not to embarrass themselves by going forward with an appeal. You, however, are an idiot for actually believing you could get away with doping while being a baseball player without thinking that a piss test still exists. You think people want you to appeal because they know you love them? No. They know you want to appeal because want the bread you'll earn to keep your empire (and your house) afloat. You suck, A-Rod. You suck so hard--

Okay, does anyone else think this is well-deserved? Of course taking drugs is one thing (and it's bad itself) but taking steroids while being a baseball player, or football player or even cricket player is a really stupid thing. I ask you, A-Rod and others: Is your career really important to you? So important to take steroids that you went to some dude in a clinic and get shot in the ass for to make money for you and your team and get so popular that that you would push back even your own family? Anywho, I'm not really surprised that the MLB suspended these players for doping because where I come from, cheating with HGH use may get you in some slut's bed, yes, but will also get you into serious trouble. Not only with the MLB, but also the law. You can be paid a fine, stripped from your rings and championships or even go to jail. Oh course I won't care, because I follow people who don't shoot drugs in their chests. And those fans who stand with A-Rod are just in denial (or just plain stupid). Oh and you'll also get a few serious side effects, including:
Breasts
Baldness
Smaller testicles
Infertility (inability to produce sperm or reproduce) and
Impotence (inability to maintain an erection during intercourse)

So, A-Rod, and all the other players who took PEDs at this time and deserve enjoy life without a ball, bat, the fans, and the needle, as much as you won't enjoy bigger tits, baldness, a smaller nutsack, and the inability to get sperm or get hard. Because you'll have a lot less people to love you when you come back. Well, except druggies maybe.

If you have thought or comments about this scandal and aftermath, go the comments section or tell me on Twitter and Facebook. See you next time. And A-Rod, we'll see you in two years...or on the basketball court.