Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Tweeter in My Mouth: Azealia Banks

Okay, I’m gonna start with an obvious factoid: Azalea Banks is a vile, repulsive, egocentric piece of black trash. She has no talent as a rapper; and has no skills whatsoever as a normal, sane human being. She once even revealed to support Donald Trump in this years general election because of these reasons.


Every time she’s on Twitter, she blasts off against anyone unfortunate to cross digital paths with her; and jumps into any conversation she has no business being in to try to sell her music (and fails).
What is her music exactly? Here it is–here is her song “Ice Princess”.

(My apologies for the clip boring you out harder than a frozen trout, don’cha know.)

That song isn’t bad, but her attitude, personality and promotion to it is. Many tweets tied to it tacked on/name-dropped other celebrities in hopes of getting it very popular.

Apparently, it didn’t work.

So now, forevermore, Banks has decided to spend her life dissing, trashing, dragging and annoying other celebrities on social media…because she can. No other reason but that.

She’s launched Twit-wars with Nicki Minaj, Miley Cyrus (both after the 2015 VMAs), Iggy Azalea, Lady Gaga, T.I., Kreayshawn (it took her 7 months to apologize), A$AP Rocky and Pharrell. Here’s an article from Complex in which they jot down some of her most memorable. They’re sad and pathetic–one of them going after one of the target’s wife is the worst and most vile.

And now her next target, Zayn Malik.
The backstory: Banks was planned as a headliner of a concert festival by London-based radio station Rinse FM called “Rinse Born and Bred”. But days later she got dropped by the festival’s planners when she got into a spat with former-co-headliner Zayn over him stealing her style, as seen in this post on Instagram.

Damn Zayn be mood boarding the fuck of out me 😳.. I'm not mad about this though. Zayn is a cutie pie

A photo posted by Azealia Banks (@azealiabanks) on


While she might have a point here, Zayn didn’t think so when he later that day tweeted these dismissive hit-backs.



Ouch.

Then, without (some) warming, Banks blasted back brutal bluebird brain-bombs. Brain-bombs that went on the side of racial. What. The. Actual. Fuck.

@zaynmalik dude, I make better music than you. Simmer down with that fake white boy rebellion and that wannabe beiber swag
--You can just feel that anger from her misspelling Justin’s last name.

@zaynmalik lol u a bitch nigga for even responding like that. Keep sucking this yung rapunxel dick u hairy curry scented bitch
--Curry is an Indian dish, you stupid cunt.

@zaynmalik imma start calling you punjab you dirty bitch.
--Now she’s gone off the deep end.

@zaynmalik you a dick rider for real for real. Ride this dick until the wheels fall off Punjab.
--There are no wheels, you metaphorical and literal cunt!
The only place the wheels fell off is your head!

@zaynmalik lol u were the only paki in the group and you knew you were there for a reason.
@zaynmalik you were the the token brown boy. All those white boys in 1D disrespected you and made you their PET
@zaynmalik you were only apart of 1d to draw brown attention. You are and ALWAYS will be a TOKEN to the UK.
--I fucking despise you. You have no standards and self control. Rot in Hell forever.

“I eat sand for breakfast and suck dick for dinner”https://t.co/iHaStz4SqQ
--See? No wheels. Just delusion.

@zaynmalik still doesn’t change the fact that your mother is a dirty refugee who won’t be granted asylum
May 10, 2016
--His mom is English and Irish, you fucking stupid cunt!
I want you dead. You’re evil.

Lol zayn bitch ass gave my cell number out to his fans 2 hours ago. if that’s not nsome faggot shit. WHO KNOWS WHAT IS!?
May 11, 2016
(See last tweet response.)
--Now I wanna kill you.

This is repulsive. Just repulsive.

-When your entire extended family has been obliterated by good ol the U.S of A will you still be trying to…. https://t.co/fNAk8XI1dg
Act like a white boy pretending to be black? https://t.co/fNAk8XI1dg
-Do you understand that you are a sand nigger who emulates white boys’ renditions of black male hood? https://t.co/fNAk8XI1dg
-Do you know how lost and culture less you are?https://t.co/fNAk8XI1dg
May 11, 2016
--(Vomiting inside.)


How Zayn just stood there and responded so calmly just baffles the fuck outta me.
If she ever said anything about my family (especially my mother), I will track her down, go Chris Brown on her vile ass and then bury her alive in the Arizona desert. She’ll be less of an "Ice Princess" and more a water puddle.

The official account then responded with this tweet effective immediately cancelling Banks’ headline appearance.


It was after this where Banks’ finally apologized. But not to Zayn of course; she still thinks he’s still on the hook for the little assumed swipe-back. The apology was to people who may have were offended by her many remarks toward Zayn.
And it goes on and on and on…

Big apologies to anyone who was offended by any of the things I said. Not sorry I said it. But sorry for the way I made people feel
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“Not sorry I said it.” Because yeah, while it matters who gets hurt in the crossfire, it sill doesn’t matter when the shot is fired anyway.
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Everyone except the targets of my tirades.
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Not using my blackness or my NYC persona to excuse anything. I am Azealia Banks and I am who I am.
--Don’t drag your hometown into this. No one wants to go down with you for anything. Not even anyone the most racial NYC residents would side with you for this.
And “blackness”? Fuck off.

Again, I say what I mean and I mean what I say. Not apologizing for my words WHATSOEVER, apologizing for the way people feel.
--“I’m not sorry for the racial, homophobic and elitist statements I made. But I’m not for offending the people who read the racial, homophobic and elitist statements I made” Then you should’ve apologized a long time ago.
Because it’s not nice to make people feel bad. But as an individual I have the creative freedom to say whatever the fuck I want.

Remember that offense is never given, it is only taken. I apologize to everyone who TOOK offense.

You know what? I feel very sorry for her sometimes. It’s like she’s just trolling for attention to try and keep herself relevant. And it may have worked. But after this shitfest, I have a feeling that she’s not joking anymore. She needs to stop and get some type of help. because now it’s beyond ridiculous and has reached sad. And I really wouldn't care anymore.

And yet, it gets even more sadder for her when she gets herself into yet another Twit-war. This one with someone not even her own age. That someone is Disney Channel star Skai Jackson, best known as starring in JESSIE and its spin-off BUNK’D.

She was sad enough to discuss the Zayn incident with this tweet smartly not throwing an @ symbol next to Banks’ name.


It didn't take long before Black Twitter's Jaws sinked her teeth into Jackson.
and you need to grow some hips and start ur menses. stay in a child’s place.https://t.co/log3pZsr6f
May 11, 2016

as to why Skai fought back after that softball, I’ll never know.

And Banks with the retort.

lol ur mom’s been pimping you out to disney since you were a lil girl. lets see what you end up like at 21. bye ! https://t.co/iI1D1ppaAt

And heeere’s Skai with the shootout!



Banks tries one more stab…

Never heard of you before. Never even seen you on TV…. You aren’t a star. You aren’t a topic. You’re a Meme. https://t.co/EG7b3jNuaP
LOL is ur mom tweeting for you? Does ur mom believe in the white man’s jesus too. Awwwww. #thatscute https://t.co/QIJBjngZvN
May 11, 2016

but Skai was ready for her, and made the ultimate pounce.



--Instagram followers? LOL ur mom is prepping you to be an instagram thot. Okay. 😂 https://t.co/QYFL4QDlxg
--You need to get ur ass done and your tits done before you become a proper instagram thot girly. https://t.co/QYFL4QDlxg
--Meme’s don’t equal relevance sweetheart. McDonalds has 1.3mil instagram followers. followers do not equal importance https://t.co/QYFL4QDlxg
--You’re just another little black girl who’s going to be kicked off the disney conveyer belt. https://t.co/QYFL4QDlxg
--@skaijackson Like i said, enjoy it while it lasts.
May 11, 2016

and back…


and forth.

--LOL, ur mom is obviously tweeting for you. https://t.co/fdJZWATNyZ
--Disney will find another more talented, more interesting black girl to replace you with. Poor you. https://t.co/fdJZWATNyZ


She says with the Pooh-Bear inside her.

KNOCKOUT.

And the winner! …of the Thrilla…in the Twitta! is…Zaaaaayn “The Panty Packer” Maaaalik! Skai “The Meme Queen” Jacksooon! Everyone who needed a good laugh and to feel good about themselves! And common sense!

But seriously, this habit of hers just pathetic and sad.
Picking a fight with any random celebrity or singer just to boost your barely-existing career and try to boost your planet-sized ego is like Katt Willams getting his ass kicked by a dude clearly younger than him. It’s sad, pathetic and great to watch. Every time your name pops up, it’s not because of your music (which is just basic garbage we’ve heard before), but because you throw yourself into fights with every other rapper and singer alive like a fucking 15-year-old on her first period on a monthly basis!! It’s clear you have nothing else to do with your life and yet you’re still rich and (barely) famous. How? Don’t know, don’t care.

If you want to focus on your music, focus on your music. Just stop with the Twit-fights and do so. And if you can’t do that, then you need help. You must seek professional help for you going only a month without launching yet another Twitter fight and acting like a victim of rape.
And if you ever dare go into another fight with someone else…you’ve lost your mind forever. May God not have mercy on your soul, and rot in Hell.

Fuck you, you shit-colored monkey-ass motherfucker. And bless your heart.
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