Well someone is in the news this week, and it's someone I have not mentioned before. He's someone you know and loath (or love, depending on who you are) and on a big downfall since ever since his second (Under the Mistletoe is a Christmas album and doesn't count) album Believe. Also he's a topic I've sworn and promised to never talk about since this blog was created. But now, I have broken this promise because, dammit, Justin Bieber isn't a child anymore and needs a wake-up call!
Ever since Believe dropped, he's been on a crazy, twisted rollercoaster ride of a celebrity like this. For example, first he did a really lazy thing, having his bodyguards carry him up the Great Wall of China; only people in wheelchairs or walkers can't do that. Later April 2013, in the Netherlands, while visiting the Anne Frank House, he wrote, in the museum's guestbook, this:
"Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber."Stay classy, Drew. Of course he later got criticized for it, but wondering about Anne Frank being a Belieber is like wondering if Rosa Parks was a fan of Twilight, a Twi-Hard: it just won't happen.
And now the apex of it all: last Thursday night in Calabasas, CA, Justin was caught by his next-door neighbor Schwatz throwing eggs at his property including his door and walkway. The neighbor said there were at least 20 eggs thrown at his property.
Since then, he is now under an investigation into the matter, with the Los Angeles Police Department raiding his home Tuesday morning and arresting his good buddy Xavier "Lil' Za" Smith (who?) after drugs were found in the house belonging to him. Whether it's cocaine or not, he's still going to jail. As for Justin, he is a suspect in a vandalism investigation, with his damage to his neighbor's property exceeding $400. Meaning he has committed a felony.
UPDATE: And what can I tell ya ABOUT FELONIES? He has now been arrested for drunk driving, suspicion drug possession and DUI, and drag racing in Miami Beach, later resisting arrest. He did this after blowing tens of thousands of $1 bills at a local strip club the night before. He was sent to jail on $2500 bail (1,000 for resisting without violence, $1,000 for DUI and $500 for driving with an expired driver's license).
Thank God stupidity and horniness aren't viruses, or else he and his hyper-loud, scatterbrained fans would've infected us years ago.
Justin, this behavior NEEDS TO STOP. You're 19 years old (and about to turn 20 in March) yet you're acting like goddamn Bart Simpson! you're lazy, stupid, annoying, and downright pissing us all off. Just because you're a music star, doesn't mean you can anything you want, whenever you want. There are people in this world who appreciate hours of walking through one of the 7 wonders of the world, walking through the house of a Holocaust victim, and living in a nice, swanky, ritzy neigborhood without doing really f**king stupid things. None of things could ever justify who you are and what you do. Well, so does getting high, shoplifting, and killing someone; but you didn't do (2 of) these things, so you're not that stupid. But anyway, this all needs to stop. Your fans are defending you. The media is making a mockery of you. Hell, I'm actually wasting my time talking about you. Either truly retire from the music industry or continue making a damn fool of yourself. At least things can't worse. You could--um, kill someone, or--what the hell--just be like a rapper and bang a bunch a women, knock them up and deny the kids from the get-go. Although unlike the Mariah Yeager (who?) catastrophe, this would be real, raw and much worse.
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So Justin, get your damn act together. I'm already beginning to hate you (outside your music, which is meh already) and you just continue to lower my standards. This isn't a plea for help; even the near scatterbrained fans of the Belieber hive are finding your acts stupid. So, just...okay?
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