Tuesday, May 16, 2017

TT is for Toony Tuesday 2017: F is for Family | S1 is for Season One



H...is for Hi.
A is for Andrew.
TT is for Toony Tuesday,
and F is for Family.


Whoever said Family Guy was the crudest cartoon after South Park needs to check this out.


Welcome to 1973, where life is comforting, everyone knows your name, dinner time is family time, the TV is sanctuary, neighbors are your friends and you can curse around the kids, smoke in the house, offend anyone of any race, and smack your kid without fear of CFS. At least that’s what I assume, because this show has nothing nice or comforting about it.


Today, I’m talking about Netflix’s neato-est Original series, F if for Family.


And don’t worry if you haven’t heard of it before this...I haven’t either. Usually most Netflix shows get some nice advertising, mostly on social media, while others slip on by and are lucky to get word-of-mouth. For every House of Cards, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Luke Cage and Daredevil; there’s a Stranger Things, Between, Lady Dynamite, Flaked and this show (at least in my experience).


Co-created by by comedian and star Bill Burr (and based on his childhood) and award-winning former The Simpsons writer/producer Michael Price, this series features the Murphy family, a seemingly normal suburban Pennsylvania family with less-than-normal behavior and language.
-Frank is the patriarch with the mouth of a sailor (ironically while being a Vietnam Veteran) and the patience of a bear, working as an airport baggage handler
-His wife Sue is the sweet, humbling matriarch with barely enough in her to keep the family together, and half of that to keep herself together.
-Their kids are all kinds of something:
--Eldest Kevin is a delinquent with more time for wanting sex and weed than for school.
--Middle son Bill is shy and timid, with the bad luck in the world to bear witness to crazy stuff.
--And youngest child/only daughter Maureen may seem like a sweet little girl, but under the surface of sweet is a smart little brat with no time for empathy for other people.
-Then there’s the family’s pet dog Major; cute, yet dopey with a love for people (specifically, humping their leg)


Other characters include:
-Vic, Frank’s wealthy, womanizing neighbor;
Rosie, his wisecracking best friend at Mohican Airways;
Bob Pogo, his morbidly obese boss;


At first,
This show is a mixed bag for me.
There were some parts I liked, and others I really didn’t like.


The bad:
At first, when you listen to this Frank Murphy speak, it’s quite a turn off. (It’s like Bill Burr tried voice acting the first minute he stepped into a studio) In fact, it’s quite a turn off for a lot of the characters speaking. This show has an obnoxious abundance of swearing. Seriously, not a single fuckin’ minute goes by without a character saying a curse word (and I mean any word, whether an easy one or a strong one). It’s clearly obvious that the producers are taking advantage of the show’s being a original on Netflix to use every one of them in the book...yet they’re abusing the power. It can get grating to walk through an episode hearing Frank, let alone any character, slip up every other minute.
Also, the vulgar humor. It’s not that it doesn’t sit well with me--I can handle it, it’s because it’s kinda weak most of the time--and it’s a lot. But there some jokes I laughed at and enjoyed. (and as time passed and I watched more and more, it got more funnier. So it’s no bad blood here.)


And the good:
If the show falters with its humor, it shines with this:
Throughout the first season, there is a huge story arc involving Frank when he gets a promotion at his workplace, the hub for the fictional Mohican Airlines. And before he puts his belongings on his desk, he suffers a blow-out--not only at work with his friends/co-workers, who begin a workers’ strike after he gets chummy with the company’s CEO (and is the unwilling face of of a TV special on common racism), but also at home--where his family unravels emotionally;
-his wife Susan is frustrated with her life as a housewife and wants to start work,
-his eldest son Kevin is a slacker and pothead flunking in school,
-younger son and middle child Bill is terrorized by a bully; is cruelly mocked at school, home and the neighborhood for being a wimp (or in this case a pussy); and sees and hears things a child shouldn’t see and hear (I will never look at my nuts the same way again. *did I just write that?*),
-and only daughter/youngest offspring Maureen is a bratty little shit who gets what she wants just because she’s daddy’s little princess to Frank.
I love this story arc, because it puts actual true drama into the show, and brought in conflicts that don’t just go away at the end of an episode--they stay and continue on through the rest of the season. And I so damn well enjoy it. This series exhibits some well-executed dramatic moments with the openly-crass, super-random comedy and could actually give some of Netflix’s actual drama originals a run for their money.


--There’s also some real good voice acting throughout. As the season progressed, I got more engrossed in the acting and it was more well-done. That’s a testament to the writing by it’s staff, led by co-creator Michael Price.
--The animation is really well done.
While the character movements sometimes gets on my nerves, the drawings and coloring's here are amazing. The colors and shades look amazing (especially for the time period) and the character designs are well-drawn. Everyone looks like they’re from the early 70s and show it too.
--The series has more favorite characters than I first thought.
=Frank--for being (well, trying to be) a great father to his kids and great husband to his wife while juggling work, hanging with friends, and dealing with bad people and things (his bosses, the strike, Vic [to him]), etc.)
=Vic--for being a delightful neighbor, an awesome womanizer we all wish to be, and his many one-liners.
“Yeah, you…’fucked the shit outta me’.”
Just an all-around hilarious character.
=Bill, for being a definitely relate able kid, with his tries to grow a spine being one of the best parts of the season.
=Rosie, for being the cool black friend we wish we had, and for his side-splitting wisecracks. One against his and Frank’s boss Bob Pogo is the best and will induce a migraine from so much laughing.


Random Thoughts:
-I’m so glad that Frank doesn’t beat his kids, but because of his quickness to anger and the fact that they have done some stupid things (especially Kevin), I would believe that he would do so. Thank God we have Sue to stop him.

-Bill is voiced by a woman.... (Just putting it out there. But she does a great job, and surprising to learn when you learn this.
-Bob Pogo is me if I didn’t have a better life...and had too much access to food stamps. Christ, that man looks (and is) fucking disgusting.
-The scene from Episode 5 (you know the one) will scar you like it scarred Bill. It’s funny too.
-Major is such an adorable dog. Even if he’s a dippy, dopey dog that gets busy humping your leg.
-This will never not be funny.
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(considering he actually has a wife that’ll put up with him)


This series is absolutely hilarious (with a few touches of tear jerking) and definitely a much-watch. It’s on Netflix, so you’ll need an account.
(or you can go here; you don’t need one).
And it’s also worth a watch because it’s second season is coming up on May 30. (Yep, that soon) It’s ten(?) episodes and much more of a must-watch from here. I’ll do a review live soon after watching the season at the end of the month. I so can’t wait.


So..
This has been my review of Season One of F is for Family.
And this has been Toony Tuesday. Thanks for being here.
And I’ll see you next week. Until then…
May the good toons be yours…!


“Or I’ll put you through that fucking wall!”

Saturday, May 13, 2017

Short/Long Song Review: "Fake Love"

Welcome to Short/Long Song Review.
Without introduction or interruption, let's get it started.

To listen to the song for the full SLSR experience, go here:
https://www.iamlmp.com/tracks/drake-fake-love/



Oh look. Drake's on his period...


AGAIN.


"I've been down so long, it look uuup to me/ (what?)
they look up to me/
I got fake people showing fake looove to me/
STRAIGHT UP TO MY FAAAAAAAAACE!! (x2)"


Dear Christ, this song is fucking annoying! From the start and throughout, Drake uses his ungodly monotonous "rapping" voice and greatly horrible singing voice to sing about the most bitchy, whiny, jokey and pathetic thing ever: having fake friends while rich.

Oh, poor Drake. He has friends who only use him for money and not be honest, personal and happy to him. Boo-fucking-hoo!!! It's like "No New Friends" Part 2; except Drake immediately forgot the stupid statement he made in that song and continued being a SunTrust location to his crummy comrades.
Dude, aren't you rich? Wouldn't you think that wealth causes people to flock to you as human ATM? Oh, and you thought being a rich, famous rapper would be a beacon for good BFFs.
And back to "they look up to me", of course they do; how else are they gonna look at you while they're sucking your dick trying to get into your wallet?

"Somethin' ain't right when we talkin' (x2)/
Look like you hidin' your problems,
Really you never was solid
"
Oh so you're getting it just now??

"I can tell that love is fake/
I don't trust a word you say/
How you wanna click up after your mistakes?/
Look you in the face and it's just not the same"
Well, excuse me, Mulatto Mordecai. Riddle me this: If you knew something was wrong, why did you let them stay until it was too late?
"[...] tryna play it safe/
Vibe switch like night and day, I can see it like right away/
I came up, you changed up, I caught that whole play/
Since then, things never been the same"
Oh, so you thought they were friendly?
Look, Aubrey. I understand. (...no I don't.) If you see it right away, why didn't you say something right away? Or at least just stop being friends?? Because it's much easier just talking it out since you're the type of nigga who sings his feelings instead of just shooting him dead and getting it over with like every other rapper does.

"How can you click up after your mistakes?"
Your mistake? You were looking in a mirror when you said that right? Because they didn't didn't meet you. And it sounds like a strict stick-in-the-mud parent punishing their prodigy child for...being a child, while being lowkey jealous he could do so.
"You have done the ultimate disgrace to this family by disregarding your studies and practicing you music for...this trash ritual."
"But dad, I was only having fun with my friends."
"I don't care! Your friends are nothing to you! You are a . Go to your room and think about what you did!"
"Okay..." "[sniffles] ...fuck you."
...
"Fredrick, get me my paper!" "...fuck you."
...
"*sigh* Why couldn't I play with my friends...?"

"That's when they smile in my face/
Whole time they wanna take my place (x3)"

Who, Drake?!? who the hell would want to take your place!? I don't know how or why they would do that, when you're one of the biggest rappers on the fucking planet!! The Billboard stats prove it, the Spotify streams prove it, the fanbase proves it, and even you prove it!
"I'm the biggest man,
I said that before I knew I was" -
No one accept your...colleagues at Young Money can touch you. And no one can replace you even if you're featured in their songs. So, the fact that you're thinking this--let alone made a song out of it is really pathetic. Oh, and I'm sure no one wants to sound like a pussy when they're rapping about cash, sex, material possessions and stealing some another woman from a guy.

Not only is Drake's little confessional obnoxious and irritating as fuck, most lines are repetitive as fuck and really stupid.
Lines like this:
"No you can't son me, you won't never get to run me
Just when shit look out of reach, I reach back like one, three
Like one, three, yeah
"
piss me off when I end up hearing this track.
What the fuck does "son me" mean?; you act like the father figure anyway, not Mr. Furley suspecting something's up in 4A.

And speaking of the video: yeah, I only played half of it, and it's still 3 1/2 minutes of my life taken away. If a girl--after making a damn scene of not forcing me to talk about my music when I just want to eat with her and talk something else--shoves cake in my face and pour wine on my head in public, I would straight-up smack the Sonic rings out of her.

"Fake Love" is a retarded song, and definitely one of the worst I've heard--from Drake and this year (so far or otherwise). Other than the beat--which admittedly amused me with the Hanna-Barbera sound effect in some parts reminding me of that one Ginuwine song we've all known, loved and/or fucked to, this is another ditty that dwindles my likeness towards Drake more and more.

Thanks for checking in.
I'll see you again soon.


Tuesday, May 09, 2017

Toony Tuesdayswords: Mighty Magiswords



Meet Prohyas and Vambre, two Warriors-for-hire longing for Adventure, Action, saving lives, ...and collecting Magiswords along the way.

It's Mighty Magiswords! Huzzah!

Since I already mentioned what the series is about, I'll get right to it. I really like this series. It's fun, fast, loose, and a little free flowing, yet tight, written well and very entertaining.


A few words into the review...


This edition's review will discuss both the shorts and the series proper (at least up to season 1).
So let's get to it.

When I first heard of the MM (this show, not my blog), I wasn't too interested. I thought, I had other series in the bank I'm either watching or neglecting after a few episodes. Why should I spend time on this one? It and has a great concept, nice appeal and looks good with its animation; but paired with other CN originals, it's not exactly "must-see TV". But I could binge it to give it some interest one time." And...I was right. But when I decided to take a look, I was well intrigued by what I saw. Two medieval characters fighting crime and saving the day, and collecting powerful.

This series is like...Pokémon...meets... . At least I think so.

There are some pluses and minuses I have with Magiswords:
Pluses
The concept (about a brother-and-sister warrior duo saving the day with magical swords) isn't new, but is still unique--well, specifically the swords aspect. The swords themselves (with their different names and aspects) are an imaginative and worthwhile element of the series and helps make it perfectly quirky, enjoyable and fun to watch.

Speaking of..
The characters are also quirky and fun to watch. Prohyas and Vambre are a really good Warrior team, and carry the Sibling Tropes well. Individually, they're awesome to watch.

-Prohyas has an infectious amount of energy, an insane amount of craftiness, a high amount of goofiness and heart, and great amount of love for Warrior-ing to his character and voice. His attacks are awesome, his hair and sideburns are badass; and by golly, I love his voice. Creator Kyle Carroza puts such great passion and delivery into his character's voice and make this series entertaining from this alone.
-Vambre--the opposite of Prohyas--is the serious, stern, often on-the-attack (and often kickass) voice of reason...with a policy of not wearing pants; but even she can get a little goofy and inattentive at times. Her pratfalls are hilarious.
-Grup is the most adorable little dragon this side of animated television. He may be klutzy and goofy, but he can--and will--be insanely strong and violent when the situation calls for it. He's also a great cook; especially with sandwiches.
-Ralphio owns a shop specific for selling Magiswords. He's also a greasy, greedy skinflint; and is entertaining for it.

It's fun. After a few episodes, I fell in like with this series for reasons explained.
It gets interesting...
Minuses
-Vambre's Voice
Don't get me wrong; Grey DeLisle Griffin is an acting legend, but her name alone is enough to drive big interest for a series she's in. And her body of work is magnificent. But with this one...I doth cannot. Well, half of the time. For the role Vambre, DeLisle dons a British accent. And if you've heard her voice before (I mean, c'mon, who hasn't?), you can tell it's her feigning a different accent. It's not bad; it's just not my tea not at times. Sometimes, I can enjoy it. Other times, I can't stand it. It's definitely not enough to drive me away (not even over in the slightest), but it's still pretty blase.
-The Pacing...It's a little Fast
The main gripe I have with this series is it's pacing. While watching the shorts, the plot and dialogue just breeze on through. It's like literally everyone who works on this ate half a bag of sugar before working on the episode, It feels like I'm not watching a three+-minute short, it feels like I'm watching a one+-minute short. And the actual series is little better; while it's ten times the length, it still feels like literally half of it. The only time you realize the whole thing is done is when you look at the timeline(?). While everything else is great and I can follow the plot and ex, I wish the pacing would cut down, just a little. I would enjoy it much more then.

And now to pad out this edition a little more, here's a random bit where I mash Prohyas' and Vambre's names with random other names. It took me as long as you thought it would.
Alex Prohyas
Nicki Vamaj
Probias (a mash-up of Prohyas and Tobias)
Vipre (with Vipra from Bravestarr)
Prohyagra (a mash-up with a...certain pill)
Lambre
Vambrire
Frodohyas

And that's it. Not that hard.

That's my review my review of Mighty Magiswords.
And this has been Toony Tuesday.  I'll see you next week.
Until then, I'm Andrew and May the good toons be yours!