#1SW: Dave the Barbarian

Welcome to 1 Season Wonder, a segment of Maroon Mondays. Here's how it goes.
I scour across the Internet and find TV shows with only 1 season, watch them, see if I enjoyed them, talk about them here and put them in a list of 1-Season Wonders. It sounds easy as it looks, right? No, you actually have to find these shows, watch through them hoping they're not as painful as they were the first time, and debate with yourself to see if it makes the list. If that sounds challenging and you want it that way, then let's do it.

Aaahh, the Medieval Times, where peasants live, dragons roam, denizens shop at he local mal--I mean marketplace, and one hero protects his city of Udrogath to stop the bad guys from taking it over...but he has to bake first. He's (and it's)
"Dave the Barbarian".

Created by Doug Landale, also creator of The Weekenders, another Disney animated series that I love to this day, Dave the Barbarian is the story of a Royal family in the city of Udrogath, King Throkmar and Queen Glimia, their kids Candy, Dave and Fang, their uncle Oswidge, Dave's talking sword Lula, and family pet dragon Faffy. King and Queen later leave town to take care of fighting evil from other places, leaving Candy in charge. Well, let's have the theme song explain.

(This video is part of a playlist that features all episodes, so you can watch as many as you want here.)

My God, I love this show.
The humor is awesome, its self-awareness is so thick, you can cut it with a knife. And yes, knives exist here. Speaking of, another reason I love this show, is because it doesn't care about historical inaccuracies. Anything from this and the last few centuries appear here. Yet you would be too busy laughing too hard noticing anything about it's anarchaic nature. All the characters are not paper-thin; they all have personality and likeness to them. Even the ones you didn't like had more to offer than others.

When it first premiered, I sincerly enjoyed the show. Even when in reruns, I enjoyed it. It was one on Disney Channel I loved watching...well, Besides The Proud Family, Kim Possible and That's So Raven. Even though I was a kid, I never cared for the amination the most. I loved the humor, the characters, the writing and the potential memes to come out of the show. Okay, maybe not meme, but you get the idea.
Why this show got cancelled in the first place is a huge mystery. I don't care if the content is too adult-focused for the kiddy-kiddy Disney Channel, despite the fact most of its shows feature adult humor some other shows probably won't get away with. And that's the point of the show and that's what makes it so funny. I can only wonder what would happen had the story continue into the second season (and maybe more). I blame whoever cancelled it; you better be happy to still have a job and give us some good DC shows, both live-action and animated. Whoever you are, you probably deserve the wrath of Chuckles. You know, the Silly Piggy!

Anyway, since it doesn't air on Disney Channel anymore, of course, you can find episodes on--uhh, that place with the videos and such. (I don't want the episodes of a show I truly like to be taken down by some @sshole from Disney. The people who uploaded them worked so hard to get them there, and they should be removed. People love these shows).

And that's why I chose these two shows. They're both funny in their own ways, I really enjoyed watching them, and I like the fact that I can watch them anytime I want on (that site) now. In fact, I'm watching right at the moment this post is released.

Favorite Character:

Main--Dave (duh). It's one thing to have the strength of Hercules, but to have the effeminate nature of Kronk added on to it is genius.
Recurring--Chuckles. Anytime he appears he steals the show. His words (and hamminess) is why he is so awesome. I don't care if he is a villain. He just rocks.

Favorite Episode:
I could say them all, but I must choose one. And that is...the one with the musical about meat. Forgot the title.

And there it is, Dave the Barbarian, the seventh addition of the 1 Season Wonder segment, added to the list of 1 Season Wonders and however chosen to cancel it, seriously deserves to get a beat-down from Chuckles.


Thank you all for joining me today and yesterday for this special edition of 1 Season Wonder. This segment will take a break for now, because three series joined the Hall of Shame this month in a schedule out of whack. 1 Season Wonder will return in July with a series featuring the fakest band this side of television...until one of the members got shot and died. It's just sad.

An remember if you have a series you love that only had one season under its belt, please tell me on Twitter and Facebook.

Boy Kills Parents Because of "Routine Punishment" (meaning iPod confiscated)

(Serious post with cursing involved)

This is some shit that's absolutely unacceptable.
I'm not gonna waste time typing the details, so this article from the New York Daily News will take care of that.
http://nydn.us/1oOyTna


This shit is disgusting. I've never heard of a kid off his/her own parents just because they don't get what they want, unless they're rich. This kid has wonderful parents with the love, respect and care they give to him that any other kid would only dream of. And this kid doesn't see that. He sees them as a ticket to all the food, clothes and things kids want but don't need. And he's so damn lazy; he doesn't do his chores, and gets angry for the things his parents are supposed to tell him and do.
My parents put me on punishment, too. That's what parents do. they teach you right from wrong, give you common sense, and they love and care for you regardless of what you do; plus they punish you for doing bad things. Yes, I get angry, but it doesn't cause me to kill them.

A fucking iPod is not worth killing your parents.
You are worthless, useless, disgusting, lazy, good-for-nothing twat, and you deserve the hell you will receive for your crimes. You deserve life in jail with no parole. You deserve to be beaten up and raped by other inmates because they don't like inmates who kill their own parents. What I hate about this kid is that in the deposition with investigators is that he got pissed because if he doesn't do his chores, he would get routine punishments “like my dad taking away my iPod and stuff” And it's the way he said that just pisses me off! From reading that, it makes me think that he's just lazy-ass idiot who doesn't care about things around him; he just wants an iPod and some chicken wings and he's fine. Fuck you, you horrible excuse of a human being.

I love my country, but this is another reason why I'm--well, disappointed, to say the least, to live in it.
My condolences and prayers to the rest of the Parker family. No mother and father wants to lose their child, and no loving child wants to lose their loving parents.

I love my parents, and I'm so grateful for them and to have them in my life.

#1SW: The Buzz on Maggie

In a world of...bugs, one young woman will do whatever it takes to...become a rock star. Sorry, I ran out of creative intros. But I'd rather not waste sleep on this one.
It's "The Buzz on Maggie".


Maggie wants to be a rock star. And because of that I want to say this:
Maggie is just like every other teenage female character on a Disney Channel show.
She has a dream; She wants to live said dream; She'll do anything for that dream; She's happy, sweet, cocky and confident; and gets into trouble every other day in the process. Plus she probably did that bumper where one says "Hi, I'm [actor name] from [show name]. And you're watching Disney Channel", and then grabs a glow-stick and draws the (previous) Disney Channel logo.
That's the cliche here. In this case, Maggie wants to be a rock star, yet I've rarely seen her sing a note, I've rarely seen her play (or even hold) a guitar outside the opening credits, and I've never seen seen her doing anything remotely rock-star-ish on this show. (Note to the producers of any upcoming television show: if you want your show to feature a main character wanting to go into the music business, have them do something that has anything to do with music).

The other characters are stuck in Maggie's crap: older brother Aldrin (nice name for a jerk, by the way), little brother Pupert (sweet as he is annoying), parents Chauncey and Freida, and her best friend Rayna (a girl that really doesn't have to put up with this). By the way, do you guys notice that everyone in Stickyfeet is wearing white gloves? That's a homage to the Mikey Mouse cartoons. Also, this series was animated with Adobe Flash, the first Disney cartoon to do so; for those who care to know.

"The Buzz on Maggie" is created by Dave Polsky, premiering on Disney Channel on June 17, 2005, and ending June 3, 2006, with the pink slip being handed out a month prior in August, by some dude named Sean Szeles, who said on his blog that "Apparently good animation, art direction, and characters don't mean anything to Disney. The Buzz on Maggie is no more." This series is the second animated series on the network to be cancelled after one season, with the first being Dave the Barbarian.

Hey, I'm a sucker for Disney Channel animated series; I enjoy them. They're much better and well-produced than their factory of live-action programs. So if I can enjoy Kim Possible, The Proud Family, Dave the Barbarian and Lilo and Stitch then maybe I can enjoy this show. Too bad I didn't enjoy this one as much as I had enjoyed them.

The humor is there, and I like some of the insect-theme references the producers make, and I like the characters too (yes, Maggie, too.) What I don't enjoy is the fact that Maggie is so shallow and self-centered. No one likes these types of people, unless they have a certain amount of humility within them to be likable, and their actor (with voice or live-action) can pull it off. I do like Maggie, but it's that trait I can wish to get rid of.

Also I really don't like the element of showing gross things being shown up close. I hate that it's become a trend in animation these days, with half of the population going this route for a cheap laugh. It's good when done a few times; No one likes it being done to death. I'm talking to you, Seth McFarlane. Plus, this is a sad show; a reeeaaally sad show. Characters get hurt, Maggie doesn't have a lot for herself, and Pupert get beat up a lot. I don't like shows where characters get beat up and embarrassed a lot for quick laughs, but it's what we're used to these days, so I guess it what I'm used to, for better or worse.

Besides being animated, which I love because it can take stories much more places than live-action shows, I really like the idea of the series taking place in a town full of insects, instead of humans; it freshens the landscape up, and gives some great ideas to throw in. And some of the insect-themed names and media are kinda clever. So I'm very happy to have rediscovered this show and enjoy it while I can. I'd call this a "timekiller", a TV show you watch if you're feeling bored or if you're waiting for something to watch or happen, and need something to pass the time. There are many of them out there, depending on who you are and what your tastes are. The Buzz on Maggie (and the previous shows I've reviewed for this segment) are some for me.

Favorite Character: Pupert (He's not that annoying to me. I find him very enjoyable half the time. More than everyone else.)
Favorite (Half-)Episode: The Spelling Bees (a nice lampooning of The Beatles, except they spell instead of sing.)

You can find most episodes on YouTube (but don't tell anyone; Disney will slap a copyright suit on the person who uploaded them. The only time It'll care about its programs is when it removes them from YT or Dailymotion or whatever.


And there it is, The Buzz on Maggie, the sixth addition of the 1 Season Wonder segment, added to the list of 1 Season Wonders and even though it isn't great, It didn't deserve to get cancelled.

Tune in tomorrow when I give you guys another 1SW you'll be really excited to see, so excited, instead of "Yes!", you'll scream "Bajabbers!"
See you then!

POST 130: #LSMR--Hello Kitty

Hey guys. Welcome to the fourth and final Long/Short Music Review as part of Maroon May. And today it's one of the worst songs this year (and not so far) and probably of the decade so far. Everyone hated it because of how stereo-typically Asian it is, who the video is screaming in color and stiff,
Well, yeah; this. It's "Hello Kitty" by Avril Lavigne.

Yes, it's really bad; surprisingly, it's not horrible as I thought it would be, because I've never heard this song before. But I do hate dupstep, so I definitely won't hear it again anytime soon. The word "Cupcake" is used in every other line in the chorus, and yet I don't have a craving for some. This crap sounds completely different from Avril Lavigne's usual sound; seriously, I've listened to her from my years of listened to pop radio (and Radio Disney; I admit), and I've never felt so disappointed in an artist to change her style in the wrongest way possible. (Even Madonna and Rihanna did it right.) And when she sing "Stay with Me" and 'Play with Me", I cringe like hell. Her voice just doesn't fit here. Japanese words are used, and other things I won't get into.

And even though this song is titled "Hello Kitty", the song has nothing to do with Hello Kitty at all, despite the title. I barely hear "Kitty" in there, but that's not important or worth it.

You know what, let's look at the video.

It's screaming in stereotypical Japanese culture. The "background dancers are just standing there like planks of wood. And when they move, they're like robots; inefficiently-working robots. And they're EVERYWHERE. It's like something of a nightmare...or an episode of Kim Possible. The only time they show emotion is when they saw a picture of them and apparently like it.

(In fact its the only part of the video I liked; it's the only part where there's no monotony, hyperactivity or stereotypes)

Candy, more candy, not Candy from Dave the Barbarian, and even more candy that'll make you vomit. And everything in this video is so flashy and bright and colorful that it would make even the animators of Phineas and Ferb and the producers of The Price is Right go blind. Even the black and white scenes are flashy.
Cupcakes on Avril's skirt, cupcakes on a stick; cupcakes, cupcakes, cupcakes!!

I'm not surprised this song is almost universally hated, and I'm really not surprised that it's a hit in Japan. Just look at this satire of Japanese culture from SNL and you'l see how engrossed some Japanese are with the bright and colorful.

J-Pop America Funtime Now! from Kenny G. on Vimeo.

I'm not hating on them for their life choices and I shouldn't judge them; their's is more exciting than mine. My current wallpaper on my phone is a picture of Dipper Pines in a lamb costume doing the Lamby Dance. Nothing gets more weird than that.

And there it is: This piece of crap that shouldn't have been made.
Thank you for joining me this month for a special edition of Short/Long Music Review with 2 good songs and two shitty songs.
See you next month when I cut it back to one.
Bye-bye!

Columnist Slams Seth Rogen Movie; Rogen Slams Back (My Thoughts on the Isla Vista Rampage)

Boy am I mad.

A columnist named Ann Hornaday called out actor Seth Rogen for encouraging batshit crazy teenager Elliot Rodger to commit the shooting in Santa Barbra, CA, that took the lives of 6 students of the University of California last week.

Here's excepts of her op-ed for the Washington Post:

As Rodger bemoaned his life of “loneliness, rejection and unfulfilled desire” and arrogantly announced that he would now prove his own status as “the true alpha male,” he unwittingly expressed the toxic double helix of insecurity and entitlement that comprises Hollywood’s DNA. For generations, mass entertainment has been overwhelmingly controlled by white men, whose escapist fantasies so often revolve around vigilantism and sexual wish-fulfillment (often, if not always, featuring a steady through-line of casual misogyny). Rodger’s rampage may be a function of his own profound distress, but it also shows how a sexist movie monoculture can be toxic for women and men alike.

How many students watch outsized frat-boy fantasies like “Neighbors” and feel, as Rodger did, unjustly shut out of college life that should be full of “sex and fun and pleasure”? How many men, raised on a steady diet of Judd Apatow comedies in which the shlubby arrested adolescent always gets the girl, find that those happy endings constantly elude them and conclude, “It’s not fair”?

Even if 51 percent of our movies were made by women, Elliot Rodger still would have been seriously ill. But it’s worth examining who gets to be represented on screen, and how. It makes sense to ask, as cartoonist Alison Bechdel does in her eponymous Bechdel Test, whether a movie features (1) at least two named female characters who (2) talk to each other about (3) something besides a man. And it bears taking a hard look at whether we’re doing more subtle damage to our psyches and society by so drastically limiting our collective imagination. As Rodger himself made so grievously clear, we’re only as strong as the stories we tell ourselves.

Wow. This is disgusting. Not only was this twisted slaughter rampage absolutely horrible, this op-ed is really bad. Seth Rogen is a filmmaker who makes comedy films that make people laugh, feel good and enjoy themselves while watching them. This film Neighbors so happens to partially take place at fraternity. To blame him as a reason for the shooting makes you look like a fucking idiot.

This bitch shot those people because they turned him down. He deserved to be turned down, because he's a weirdo and batshit fucking crazy!! The film was released just two weeks ago. It had nothing to do with the shooting, and I bet you he never seen it because he's too busy flaunting his fancy car and designer sunglasses and making videos showing them off. He's also the son of a film producer and a famous reality show star; that explains how he gets those things. And no matter how rich he is, it doesn't help the fact that he's nuts!!

So, disgusted by what he read, Rogen took to his Twitter page and tweeted this:

.@AnnHornaday how dare you imply that me getting girls in movies caused a lunatic to go on a rampage.

— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) May 26, 2014

.@AnnHornaday I find your article horribly insulting and misinformed.

— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) May 26, 2014

His longtime collaborator, actor/director Judd Apatow extremely agreed with this:

“@Sethrogen: .@AnnHornaday I find your article horribly insulting and misinformed.”She uses tragedy to promote herself with idiotic thoughts

— Judd Apatow (@JuddApatow) May 27, 2014

So Ann, if you want to blame someone, blame the producers of Alpha Dog. The film was shot in and based in Santa Barbara, where some fuck starts shootings. He even referenced the film in his pathetic videos, and caused him to target the city in his shooting. That influenced the cuntface to do his dirty deed.

I'll end this with a quote from many people I hear it from: "Get Your Facts Straight".

Will Smith's Daughter in Inappropriate Photo with Hannah Montana Actor (He's Shirtless)

Hey everyone. Well, this riled people up.

Willow Smith is in big trouble for being in a picture with a fellow in his bed, with her covering up, and the fellow not wearing a shirt. The fellow is 20-year-old Moises Aries, well-known as starring in Disney Hannah Montana. The picture has caused controversy with parents across the country and Willow's parents Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith are to blame because of their parental choices toward their kids.

I do see this as a big deal on one side of this coin. She is 13 years old, he's 20, they're lounging in a bed in someone's room, and he has no shirt on. This screams inappropriate. If my parents caught me in bed with a girl, and no shirt on, whether we're just talking or otherwise, they'd whup me until my back starts bleeding. If Will and Jada knew anything about this, they would've (or should've) sad No the minute the boy said "We're taking it in this bedroom", or something like that. This is inappropriate, unacceptable and plain wrong.

This is a No-no for these reasons:
--He took a picture of this an sent it to his Instagram account, from an unknown corner.
--Since he's friends with Willow's brother Jaden, he could've used it to boost his popularity and make him more well-known.
--It looked, from an obscured angle, like Willow has no shirt on because she's covering herself with a comforter.
--And finally, their parents knew nothing about it.

Even if Willow is aware of the picture being taken, she should be ashamed for this happening. Moises should be ashamed too; for taking the picture in the first place, putting it on IG, using it toward his advantage.

As for her parents, it's not their fault. They knew about it as long as we did. And they're just as disgusted and ashamed as they should be. I bet after this, they probably won't associate themselves with Moises anymore. And I won't blame them.

#MaroonMay--#LSMR: 3005

This week, I continue to find songs that most of us have never heard of (or want to hear of) in mainstream culture. Songs that weren't even an after-thought to us before I reviewed them. This time around, it's a song by an artist you may have heard of, but know much better from his career of acting. Donald Glover, known to millions (or hundreds of thousands, depending on if they actually watched the show on NBC) from his star-making role on "Community", lauched a rap career several years back, and has been received praise in the alternative industry for his rhymes and sound that's different from other rappers. I've heard a few of his songs before, and I have enjoyed them a lot, but I wanted to review this one, because it has become my definite favorite among his catalogue. I first heard of this song late last year, when my brother kept playing it every other night, and I was half-asleep. At first, I was annoyed by it. Also, it sounded like something HE made, because Gambimo sounds similar to him. And the ending sounded kinda creepy. But the beat was fantastic, and the chorus was very catchy. I never got a chance to ask him what that song was, so I kinda regretted never knowing what that song was through end of the year...until May 5th when I was waiting through an ad on YT to watch a video, when I noticed Childish Gambino sitting on a Ferris wheel with a deteriorating teddy bear. I tuned off mute, and there it was! That song I wanted to hear. And it has a name...which happens to be numbers.
It's "3005" by Childish Gambino.

As I hit play, I hear part of the chorus, in which Gambino says that no matter what, he always have the back of whoever he's talking about; maybe a friend, family member, significant other. He'll always be there for that person. See, we haven't reached the first verse, and I already noticed this song is already more warm and fuzzy than some of the songs I've already reviewed here. so let's get to the first verse.


So here, Gambino talk about his friends visiting him every weekend, which I assume he enjoys. But I have a feeling things might get a little worse later on.


I think here Gambino mentions the excitement of a song hitting the airwaves, and that he wants to celebrate that newfound fame of that song on the radio.
Sadly, Childish, that song you mentioned really didn't make it that long. It was better than the crap that made it at the top, though. And you did great in the UK.

Hah-hah! Get it? Patience" Doctor? Because a doctor has PATIENTS!! Heh-heh
Anyway; Wow, you really know it wouldn't last. Unfortunatly, he never knew that most song will never reach the top without the catchiness factor or a great beat to support it. But this song does. Why wasn't this song any more popular?!?!--And another thing. The only "Mufasa" I can remember from this is
Oh sorry, anyway, back to the song.

Okay, these lines don't make sense to me. All I got from that is "My house is your House", he met stripper named after a Palestinian city, he smoked a strange drug and now everything feels free-flowing. I guess "Volcanoes" does exist as an experimental drug.
That's that smart rap I'll never understand.

In tge second verse, Gambino says that if/when he becomes famous, his "friends and family" will turn into leacherous bloodsuckers who are only in his life for his money and fame, and if he becomes broke, they'll leave him and never give him he needs at this difficult time. But he hops that that special someone he cares for dearly will stay beside him no matter what. This song really packs an emotional punch with a nice amount or realism that orher rap songs really don't have. No matter how hard they try or want to try.
So in conclusion, this song is the best. This beat is absolutely awesome, the rhymes are perfect and message is very clear (and therefore very sweet). Always have your family's and friends' back, and they'll have yours, too. Even in the the toughest of times, they'll be there for you. Funny I just wrote that, because it really seems to me that this song is like a realistic version of the theme song of Friends; well, as wtitten by a black dude. I have this crazy thought in my head that my favorite hip-hop songs of all time is "Nobody's Perfect" by J. Cole, "F*ckin' Problems" by A$AP Rocky (both dirty and clean versions) and "Best I Ever Had" by Drake(yes; sadly no classics), but after hearing this song, I'll definitely rank it up there with them. It just rocks to me. And there it is; yet another song to review this month. Thank you for joining me. I'll see you next week for the final song to review during Maroon May. (Finally) See you next time!

MaroonMay Awards Reviews: Billboard Music Awards 2014

The Billboard Music Awards are back. Well, of course it is. It's an annual thing now. I hate it when the announcer keeps saying that as it it's dormant for nearly a decade. Well, it has, but it still annoys me.

Anyway, the show aired last night, and was hosted by rapper Ludacris. I think he did a really good job; he didn't crack jokes, he wasn't even trying and he really kept it together much better than last three hosts. I'm really tired of hosts of awards shows trying too hard to be funny and failing in execution. Unless you're a comedian, don't even think about it. And if you want to try, at least you're miles better than the guys from Shark Tank making a Solange Beats Up Jay-Z joke. That's not only not funny, that was just sad. Anywho, I didn't watch the entire thing, mostly because the good music that I know starts at the top of the show and wanted to sleep that night, so here we go.

--The first song is an anthem for the 2014 World Cup called “We Are One” by Pitbull, Jennifer Lopez and Claudia Leitte. I’ve never heard Pitbull sing, but I’m just fortunate that this is the only song he’ll do so. This was a really good song an worthy of the World Cup.

--The next one is OneRepublic singing “Counting Stars”. I freaking love this song. Especially when Ryan Tedder is raising his voice.

--Iggy Azalea performed “Fancy”. I don’t mind the song that much. But it’s annoying to me in the way that every female rapper makes a song about about how the glamorous life is...well, glamorous is enough to make me puke. Also her outfit is ridiculous. It’s so tight and so tacky, it’ll either rip off or flash someone. Or both. Straight after, Ariana Grande sang her latest hit, “Problem”, which features Azalea. The more I hear it, I more I begin to like it. It’’s a nice mix of Pop and New Jack Swing. The way she dances is so dorky. No matter how provocative she moves, it’s still dorky to me, because of how clean-cut she it. I hope she doesn’t turn out like Rihanna or Beyonce, though.

--Kevin O’Leary and Mark Cuban from ABC’s Shark Tank made a corny-ass joke about Solange beating Jay-Z in an elevator. "It's not funny" doesn't really scratch the surface. Too You could hear the awkward laughter from one of them as much as the boos from the audience. They later announce...
--Florida Georgia Line, who sang (or twanged) their latest hit, which is obvious to be a hit, "This Is How We Roll" with Luke Bryan. Florida Georgia Line sing-rapping will never win me over. After “Cruise”, I’ll never set a bar so low for them. And I don't like much of Luke Bryan's music. He's like the country equivalent of Drake. Nothing but drinking and butts now.

--Shakira sang “Empire”. It’s so, so moody. And I hate that the chorus being just Shakira saying some word so incoherent, I could think it’s something else like “But No More”, making it sound like a rape song. Which probably explains the beat. And the “Ooh-ohh-ooh”. Seriously, this is a song about having sex; please make it sound less moody. Really, I do really like it, but it’s too sad for me.





Before she introduced the next act, Kendall Jenner had a little (a lot of) trouble reading lines from the teleprompter. She just butchered every other line. "Guys, I'm the worst reader", she said. So I tweeted this.

Wow. You can't read, Kendall Jenner? What a shock. #BBMAs

— Maroon Mondays (@MaroonMondays) May 19, 2014

Much, this is your co-host for this years' Music Video Awards; you better hope she does better than this come next month.

--I’m sorry, but anyone who compares a band to The Beatles in any way is worthy of a sin. That’s just almost sacrilege. But the band in question is 5 Seconds of Summer, a band I’ve never heard of until the promos came on TV. They’re a nice band, and the song they performed is a pretty good song called She Looks So Perfect (...well, not later-era The Beatles), and it’s perfect for Summer. So I wish them luck. They're boys, they're in a band, and they have the cuteness appeal for little girls. So I wouldn't be surprised if they end up held against their will by the music industry in a few years to churn out hits. Kinda like a Sev'ral Times type-of-situation.



--Katy Perry, direct from London, sang "Birthday". Her and her dancers look like they came straight from the Betty Spaghetti box. I really like the beat of the song. 80s synth and trumpets all around, but a song about sex on your birthday seems boring. No matter how unique the Birthday element of cutting your cake is, it’s just sounds the same.

--After a long break of drumming, which is annoying to me now, Imagine Dragons performed a new song straight from the soundtrack of “Transformers 4”, called “Tiptoe”. For a title like that, the song has to quiet and smooth to fit, right? For a band like Imagine Dragons and a movie franchise by Michael Bay, the answer is a definite NO.

--HOLOGRAM MICHAEL JACKSON!!
Seriously, this is one of the best performances of the show. It looks so very life-like, it's almost creepy. And his song ‘Slave to the Rhythm” is really good. Congrats to the company that made the performance happen.

--Another World Cup anthem. This one called “Vida” by Ricky Martin. I don't hate them.
So the more anthems sung by artists not from America, the better, I guess?

--Later I saw Justin Timberlake accept an award, and in his acceptance speech, he thanks everyone in the world. Really, everyone. That is...except Donald Sterling. That got me riled up and immediately tweeted this on my personal Twitter page.

Sure Justin. Thank all the rapists serial killers & bigots on Earth...but not Donald Sterling. Yes he's bad; but not like all of them #BBMAs

— Andrew Pollard (@APollard36) May 19, 2014

And I don't blame him. Sterling deserves all the hate he can get, but I still felt a little off guard by that. Everyone (including rapists, killers, predators, egotists, bigots...and me). Maybe it's just me.

And now, this years' Winners. Some were expected (half for Lorde.)
Top Artist--Justin Timberlake
Top New Artist--Lorde
Top Male Artist--Justin Timberlake
Top Female Artist--Katy Perry
Top Duo/Group--Imagine Dragons
Top Touring Artist--Bon Jovi
Top Billboard 200 Artist--Justin Timberlake
Top Hot 100 Artist--Imagine Dragons
Top Digital Songs--Artist Katy Perry
Top Radio Songs Artist--Justin Timberlake
Top Social Artist--Justin Bieber
Top Streaming Artist--Miley Cyrus
Top R&B Artist--Justin Timberlake
Top Rap Artist--Eminem
Top Country Artist--Luke Bryan
Top Rock Artist--Imagine Dragons
Top Latin Artist--Marc Anthony
Top Dance/Electronic Artist--Daft Punk
Milestone Award Presented by Chevrolet--Carrie Underwood
Icon Award (previously announced)--Jennifer Lopez

And there it is: my review of the Billboard Music Awards. I enjoyed almost all of the show, more than others. The joke abut Solange and the second speech by Justin Timberlake (in which he thanked everyone on Earth...but Donald Sterling.) really went the wrong way for me. I didn't like them at all. The rest of it I enjoyed. Even if ABC is using it to pimp out it's newest (probably one-and-done) singing show Rising Star. I mean really, the judges and host appeared on the show.

See you next month for my reviews of the MuchMusic Video Awards and the BET Awards. See you next time!
(and maybe a weekly review of Rising Star; that's up to you guys.)

Rihanna Mocks Fan for Dressing Like Her

Everyone has a style, and sometimes they get a little protective of it. Example: Rihanna. Known for her revealing fashion sense, Rihanna goes to many popular events and wear very "down-to-there" outfits that leaves jaws dropping. That would be the case when a female fan, 16-year-old Alexis Carter decides to take a page out of Rihanna's book by making an outfit similar to her's and wear to her high school's prom.

Here's Alexis' look.

And here's Rihanna's.


Pics of the girl and the outfit went to social media and went viral a few days later. And apparently, everyone didn't like it. In fact, they hated it, and began to mock her relentlessly since. Here's video about the story from the Fox affiliate in Baltimore.

“I was very offended. Why throw shade on it when you had on the exact same thing? The poses was different but the outfit wasn’t.”

What the Hell, Rihanna?
This little girl loved your style so much, she decide to imitate it. And yet, you refer it to the logo of the Wu-Tang Clan.

But if you

think it's right to mock a fan for dressing like you, you have another thing coming. If you were jealous of her outfit for looking better than yours, then you are the most stuck-up, jackass bitch on Earth. Alexis was inspired by your fashion sense, and wanted to dress like you. What's wrong with that? And for the record, this isn't even one of the most revealing and/or controversial outfit you wore in your career. So why make fun of someone else for wearing the same thing?

Also, shame on the people who created and trended the "PromBat" hashtag. You guys might as well be hypocrites. Sure, you think it's cool to slam some girl for wearing an outfit you think is trashy, but you probably wore something just as trashy (if not downright slutty) at your prom, making you just like Rihanna. Yes, people have worn bad fashion before, but making fun of someone for dressing like a celebrity on the subtext that that celebrity is shaming him/her for wanting to imitate that celeb's fashion--for no reason at all, mind you, makes you all and that celeb are horrible people.

In fact, people have been heavily criticizing the girl for "bitching and moaning about how big bad Rihanna tore her down for wearing the same thing. She's just a fame whore. She should go home and look prettier." for days on end. Uhhh...
did you jackholes not notice the tweet with the black, bold frowny face that she released JUST SEVEN DAYS AGO??

:( pic.twitter.com/tagcvWs9cn

— Rihanna (@rihanna) May 9, 2014

She did the same thing you did. She also criticized the poor girl for wearing the same thing she wore. And you all ate dick along with her, by following in her footsteps in doing the same thing. If you call her ugly for that, you might as well call Rihanna ugly, too. If only you understood logic.

Also some shit-talker also threw shade with this tweet.

"The Dark Thot Rises" is not my joke btw! I don't steal. #PromBat.

— bri. (@bigshitxtalker) May 9, 2014

Don't lie, girl. And yep. Shit-talker is in her name

And Rihanna responded...

“@bigshitxtalker: "The Dark Thot Rises" is not my joke btw! I don't steal. #PromBat.” Haaaa!!! Whooooose then????? They get it

— Rihanna (@rihanna) May 9, 2014

Get WHAT? They might do the same thing even worse and get less hate.

You all are just as sad and ignorant as her and her half-brained fans. Yeah, she did release another tweet that said "She gets it". Whether it came before OR after the ":-(" is beyond me. I think the latter came to save face and throw more shame on the girl. And speaking of that, how the fuck did you not notice the Wu-Tang logo next to it!?

You all called her an idiot for being a fame-seeking whore, but you all are idiots too for not noticing shade being thrown. In fact, by that same logic, Rihanna might as well have made her outfit look like it too. Just replace the pic of the girl with Rihanna and there's little difference.
Thank goodness she did have supporters, who rallied behind her and said the outfit looked great. I think it looks great, too. Odd, yes, but great nonetheless.

This poor girl just wanted to dress like her idol, and her idol metaphorically spit in her face. If that doesn't tell you that celebrities aren't really like us after all, then we live in a sad, sad, sad world. "She don't love her fans like she says she does," Alexis said.

Rihanna...shame on you.

#MMay--#LSMR: #selfie

Ugh.

Well, every time I listen to the radio (which is rare these days) I do hear a good song and five relatively bad songs. And that's on the pop stations. Hip-hop has some too, but after that some good R&B songs come in with a couple hip-hop that i actually enjoy. The reason I type this is because these days, radio have been taken over by songs that basically become famous for being on YouTube; songs like Gangnam Style, Harlem Shake, What Does The Fox Say? and currently Hello Kitty by Avril Lavigne. Songs that everyone of Mainstream culture (and half of the TV networks, especially ABC) will play over and over during commercials, scenes during shows, ect. whether anyone likes it or not.

One of those is a hit because of the popularity of the selfie--the practice of taking a random picture of yourself or you and some other people from a bad angle with your cellphone. It's a huge practice these days, especially on one's Instagram page and everyone's doing it; even I do it once in a while. So a group of guys deciced to take the selfie and turn its popularity into a song. And a very vapid song at that.
It's #Selfie by The Chainsmokers.

Okay. First off, this song has no lyrics to sing along to. It's just the words of some vapid obnoxious chick talking about some guy named Jason eyeing her while he's some other girl whose wearing cheetah. Jason must be a "I like you, but I'm using you for sex" guy. She then asks her friend if they'll go take a smoke. And thoughout the whole thing, she talks in a Valley Girl accent. I don't know is the whole club is themed like the high school movies the 80s, but that's what I get from this. And that's the first verse. So why is this popular? There's no way to remember these lyrics, unless you're diehard spoken word fan.

Now we've reached the chorus, which is just "(But first) Lemme take a #selfie". The beat is just like every other club hit, bumping bass, loud head-throbbing electronic groove and

Next verse, the girl wants to know which filter she should use to make her look tan: X-Pro II or Valencia.

Then she want to title pic, maybe "Livin wit my bitches (something else or other) :-)" Apparently I can't tell what she said because the music is too loud and the accent is a little thick. After that the chorus plays again.

And the third verse, Jason likes the pic, that rachet ho might've bought by Instagram followers, the girl has to puke (false alarm, she doesn't). They get shots, then they dance. Blah, blah, blah.

I'll just get to the point; I hate this song. It's loud, it ear-splitting, and it's so vapid, you might turn into a obnoxious, arrogant bitch just like the girl in the video. But...I believe that's the point. I think it's a satire.
It's a joke on those people who act those who go to clubs every weekend, acting like they're the life of the party, and take selfies of everything the see. It's mocking the people who act like that. Plus the video is a parody of such things, with some pics of some people and a few celebrities thrown in for good measure, because the Chainsmokers believe they are the icons of selfies.

Anyway, this song is good satire, I think, but very annoying satire, I believe.

See you guys next week for a much more likable song you WILL enjoy. I promise you.
See you later!

#MMay--Michael Sam, First NFL Player WithOUT a Girlfriend, Kisses Boyfriend on TV

Michael Sam is a hot topic this week. Just last Monday, he was drafted as the 7th round pick to the NFL (the first openly gay in its history) by the St. Louis Rams. This all takes place in a hotel room in broadcast by ESPN on the final day of the 2014 NFL Draft. What made news here is the thing he did next. He takes his partner, Vito Cammisano, a former University of Missouri swimmer who graduated last year and now interns for a broadcasting company in Columbia, Missouri, hugs him longingly, and then kisses him. After another long hug, Sam kisses Vito again.

Sam later throws cake in his face, and throws the same slice in his mouth.
That kiss was seen on live television all around the world and across the Internet. And the Internet Gods responded swiftly, not only negatively, but also positively.

Here are some responses from Twitter, both good and bad.

ESPN... You serious right now?

— Case McCoy (@CaseMcCoy6) May 10, 2014

I'm sorry but that Michael Sam is no bueno for doing that on national tv. I'm fine with it being a new day in age but for him to do that on

— Derrick Ward (@derrickward32) May 10, 2014

Any straight person who says "#MichaelSam/bf kiss pic doesnt look disgusting" can't pass a lie detector test saying it. Prove me wrong. #nfl
— Patrick Dollard (@PatDollard) May 12, 2014

Welcome to the squad @MikeSamFootball #D-LineShowtime

— Robert Quinn (@RQuinn94) May 10, 2014

I don't want to see Michael Sam kissing his bf, I want to see Bortles and his piece

— Evan Johnson (@EvanJ34) May 10, 2014

These are some of the saddest. They all have in common the word "fag".

I don't have a problem with Sam being gay. Be gay. I have a problem with ESPN showing Sam kissing his bf 5,492 times.

— Christopher Nicolai (@Nicolai60) May 10, 2014

Even though this is completely different, this is the same feeling.

So Derrick Gordon is the first openly gay player in Division I basketball. ...okay. I wonder what's for dinner tonight.

— Andrew Pollard (@APollard36) April 10, 2014

We are staying home! Could not be more proud of my babe! #stl #rams #missouri

— Vito (@Vitcamm) May 10, 2014

I really don't mind or care their embracing at all. People get very emotional when they are given things that--well, get them very emotional. Their kiss was unexpected, though. I never seen his boyfriend before, and after this, his face and that smooch will be in my mind for a while; well, second to Solange Knowles kicking Jay-Z's ass.

I don't blame the people who didn't like seeing two guys kissing on live TV. And it's ESPN. Kids could've been watching this and ask parents if it's okay for a boy to kiss another boy, even if they're not gay. And then the parents have to tell them about gay people. Boy, that'll be one for the Thanksgiving table.

Anyway, I think it's great that the NFL is opening its doors to openly gay players. To me, it doesn't matter about a player's sexuality. What matters is the talent he possesses. That should matter in professional sports. Being a great player in a terrible team is better than a player with sex appeal and lots of endorsements in one of the best teams in the NFL. You might choose the latter, but wait a few years and see if diehard fans will still like you.

UPDATED: #MMay--He's Got 99 Problems-His Sis is One: Solange Knowles Beats Up Jay-Z in Elevator

Hi everyone.
Jay-Z got beat up by a girl!!

Seriously, though, in a closed-camera security tape released by TMZ, Jay, Solange, and her sister Beyonce walk into an elevator at a hotel, after a nice time at this years' Met Gala. Suddenly, Solange hits Jay, bashes Jay, and, after being restrained by Bey's security guard, kicks Jay all in under a minute. We don't know what caused Solange to lash out, but Jay might have said something that may have pissed off Solange, Beyonce, or both. Or Solange got drunk. That's the closest explanation I have to the fight, because I was to busy laughing hard at the video. The trio later left the place, with Bey and Solange leaving in one car, while Hov left in another ride.

Apparently, someone on the security team thought this was hilarious, and decided to record it on his/her phone and leak the vid online. That wasn't cool, though. Beyonce and Jay-Z are known as a very private couple, and everything they do behind the scenes is meant to be private. So it really wasn't nice for this video to leaked for the world to see the Knowles-Carter family's personal problems up close. But it was that damn funny though; seeing a woman beat up a man, well, the first time, though.

Why didn't Beyonce do anything? It's her sister and her husband in a fight; she should've done something to break them up. But you know what, she may have a reason not to come between them. She's probably shocked that this happened all so suddenly. Watching her sister hitting her husband is sad enough for us to watch, but you can only imagine how she felt when she Maybe she didn't like what Solange said.
I will give props to Hov being a true gentleman, for not hitting back at Solange. It's not cool at all to hit a woman, so I will give praise to him for that.

We'll see what happens from here, but if that fight had anything to do with Beyonce having a better career than Solange, than she should've taken it out on Beyonce; Not Jay-Z. And that would've been more hilarious.

UPDATE: Well, that was quick. The person who leaked the video was found and apprehended earlier Thursday. The worker was already fired when the vid was taped, so I assume revenge against the hotel? If so, he should know hotel don't give a crap about workers except when they do the actual word they're told to do...and when they want more pay. Charges will be issued and the dude/chick might get severely sued. That dude deserves what he gets; that security wasn't supposed to be leaked, and he/she wasn't supposed to leak it. And he/she knew it; whether it it was a normal civilian or a celebrity, you can't release security footage to the world unless it is important.
Thanks to that guy/woman, Beyonce, Jay-Z and Solange's personal issues are shown to the world for no reason. This guy/woman should be fired.

See ya later.

#MaroonMay: #BringBackOurGirls: Nigerian Girls Kidnapped by Terrorist Group

In some horrible news, 200+ girls from Nigeria were taken away from their school and kidnapped by a terrorist group called Boko Haram. In a video the group released last Monday, the group's leader says the girls are captured because of their education, and might be sold.

Later in the month, a video showing the girls reciting the Quaran was released

with a separate video showing the leader talking about the girls they've captured. He is in such a bragging mood.

This is disgusting. This group ruining the lives of these little girls just because they have an education. And why? The word "bigamist" cannot describe them enough. These are young girls that didn't ask for an education, but got one. And these evil assholes just believe the female is used to serve and clean and act condescending towards them. It's one thing if it's grown women, but this is little children we're talking about. They don't deserve this. At all.

This group must be given hell when found and taken into custody. I want the leader beheaded. And I wish for the end of Boko Haram. I hope these girls are safe; it's inevitable get hurt, though. They'll be beaten, but I hoping they are safe. In fact, I'm asking you guys to pray for these girls and their families. They need the faith and prayer to survive this horrible endeavor. They must come back home to their families. This group must be stopped, and they must pay for their crimes. If Malala Yousafzai can survive an life-or-death attack from the Taliban, then we can only hope these girls will be saved and will survive this horrible attack.

#BringBackOurGirls #BringBackOurGirls #BringBackOurGirls

#MaroonMay: Donald Sterling Apologizes for Being a Racist (and Stupid)

Hey, everyone.
Well, Donald Sterling won't keep his mouth shut.

In an interview with CNN's Anderson Cooper, Sterling talks about the controversial tapes in which he snaps at then-mistress, V. Stiviano, about the Instagram pic she took with legend Magic Johnson (mostly because of his race) and then turned the conversation into a huge rant about how V. shouldn't be associated with African Americans and how he takes good care of the Los Angeles Clippers, and how she should remove her race.

In an except shown below, Sterling talks about how Johnson is no longer a good example of the children and the entire black community of Los Angeles...and that he feels nothing bad happened.

If you did anything wrong?? Sterling, you did do something Wrong! You said in a recorded conversation, that you don't trust black people, and that your dime shouldn't associate herself with black people. You said the Clippers players deserve what he gives them, and without him, they'd be nothing. And now, you're talking to Anderson Cooper like you act like you've done nothing wrong!! Even if you had legitimate reasons not to trust black people, the rest of what you said was offensive and stupid. Who the hell are you to tell anybody, let alone your mistress, who you had full interest in despite the fact that she's half-Black and half-Mexican, not only to disassociate herself from all black people, but also that she should "remove her race"?! What's wrong with you, man? What's? Wrong? With you?! How much common sense do you think you have? Not only do you deserve disgust and hatred from the black community, you deserve it from many in the White community, too. And you oughta be lucky Magic Johnson isn't mentioning you at all. He doesn't need the crap he can take these days.

In another excerpt of the interview airing Monday night on AC360, he also asks for forgiveness (because, sure, why not?)

Sure, Donald. You can ask forgiveness; it'll take a while to get one from the African American race. What you said still will never disappear from the public conscience and the Internet, so whatever you have say, no one will believe or accept, no matter how honest you sound. Just take your money and go home. I hope you had a pre-nup signed, because your wife Shelly (who is as foolish and ignorant as you are) will just be in it for the money as she is for the interviews. And she says he has dementia. I really don’t buy it.

Yes, Donald. You did make a terrible mistake. All it took was a hot model you cheated on Shelly with, to record something you said your back, and release it to the world (or leak it, whatever) and now, that she succeeded in screwing you, you really have nothing to hate but yourself for the words you spew and the life you live. At least you’re rich; you can always fall back on the money you have besides the low common sense.

See you guys later.

EDREWtorial: I'm Sick of Maury Doing Out-of-Control Teen Girls Shows

Syndicated talk show Maury has been a part of the pop-culture lexicon for many years, with its trashy segments, infamous guests, annoying audience members and their one-worded screams (plus the many times the producers showed their reactions; have you noticed this like I have?), and the dorky old-white-man fashions Povich wears during the show's history. One thing that sticks out to me is the shows about wild, crazy, out of control teenage girls. These girls are really bad people who used to be really good people, and their parents want them to stop their out-of nowhere behavior and return to the sweet, innocent young women they previously were.

Here's the basic breakdown: Their parents are on stage crying because how much their daughters have ruined their relationship, and destroyed their reputations (their families and their own), and how much they've had sex, smoked drugs, drank alcohol, beat on their parents and/or siblings, say how good they look and ect. Then the girls come out and verbally argue with the studio audience and later brag to Maury about their behavior and brag about their escapades and such. Then a "special guest" comes to the stage to tell them about how they're ruining their families' lives, along with their own, and things would get worse if they continued. Straight after, the guest takes the girls on a lovely trip to jail (or a homeless shelter or street corner,) to see where things could happen if/when they continue their horrible rampage. Sometimes, they go a photo shoot to show off how really sexy they are. This particular segment happened for years; one of them featured all the girls going to boot camp. Here's a perfect episode that shows everything about this show segment.

This one also features a mom who acts the same way as her daughter, too.

Just last Thursday, the show aired an episode of these where teenage girls are confronted for their crazy, out-of-control behavior. And the "special guest" was former star of Teen Mom Amber Portwood. Here's a snippet of the show with an "EXCLUSIVE" interview with Portwood, in which she throws shade at celebrities including Justin Bieber.

After that, she took them to a shelter. Yup, things'll get better after that. This is fine and whatever, but this won't solve a major long-term problem in this country. So I ask this question:
Why won't this show have shows with teenage BOYS? They're just as destructive, borderline and sex-crazed, if not worse. they commit rapes, unwanted pregnancies, violent crimes and even murder. They've been influence by rappers and movies involving violence, sex and Maybe the producers are afraid of them, maybe they don't want to cross their paths, so that they don't get beat up or stomped or kicked or jumped or have their limbs detached. This show already featured grown men who beat up their fiances and wives and generally treat them like crap. So why not have if that doesn't tell you that it's too late for them, then they're really in a bind now. It not just the teenaged girls of today causing the problem; it's also the teenaged BOYS causing them too. In fact, it's the teenagers of today in general causing problems in this country. There was nothing like this back the day. The only people causing horrible problems like violence, rape and such were deranged adults with mental problems. Teens do less terrible things. I'm not saying Maury should stop doing this particular segment of the show; it's doing a great job. I'm just sick of it doing teen girls shows, without doing a few shows with teen boys too.
I'd be very pleased if Maury ever does a show on teen boys. If it doesn't work out the same way the teen girls shows does, then that's fine. I don't want to be the person to make the producers do something they don't want to do.

Also, I think the show need to stop its recent trend of having twin guests wear the same damn clothes every time a DNA test show airs.

It was funny the first time, but now it's more annoying than humorous. Maybe it's just me.













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#MaroonMay--#LSMR: FACK

I asked my followers if they can suggest a song for me review this month during Maroon May. No one stood up except for one, who's also one of my friends on Twitter. He suggested a song from the vast (and disturbing) catalogue of Eminem. He also told me that this is one of Em's worst songs ever. Well, it did come from his fifth album Encore, which I heard was his worst album yet, so he wasn't kidding.

So immediately, Em wastes no time spitting about someone wanting to yell and scream and--uhh, well (rhymes with "hum"). At first, the word "fuck" would be replaced with "fack", because of it's placement in the chorus or maybe so the title can appear on the physical CD tracklist.
Boy was I wrong. It still appears in the song, and it's said as much as "Fack".

Let's get into it. I'm scared. (Proceed with so. much. caution.)

Okay, let's stop...this is a song about sex. Real sex. Raw sex. Eminem-says-so sex. That she's (let) and she's on (hop) and crap. That's all it is! Sex! Cum! Getting wet! Crap, this song is disgusting!

Here are some lyrics, which have nothing to do with anything else but rough dirty sex, and there's NO subtext of ANY kind it's all out there. And I didn't type them down, because then I had to memorize them and remember them.

I hope that's a strange term for "anal with a condom"

I thought rap songs in general mentioning sex were disgusting, but since most just mention what they're doing without the detail, this is just the pits for me. There were no implications or no exceptions; everything was out there in the open. I've never felt so disgusted from a song I've heard before (even from Eminem). Even songs like Stan, My Name Is and Cleaning Out My Closet are less gross and controversial than this. In fact, it's an insult to the word "Controversial" to call this song "Controversial".

It's just so fack-ing gross. It even ruins GERBILS for me!

Possibly the cleanest line in the entire song is this:
"Let's call your sister Three-way/Have some Three-some/Me so horny"
"And you're suck a fuckin' babe/I wanna go down on you/Fack you shave"
Yes, nasty, but simple and plain. It's a better line than all the others.

This song is gross, the lyrics are gross and late 90s/early 2000s Eminem is gross (even when he is serious). Like I said: It's just so fack-ing gross.

In a song from his later album Relapse, Em says this:

That's right. He says that album will, in a few years, be considered just as good as Nas' iconic debut Illmatic. I've never listened to Encore, but from hearing this song, I can say proudly, with no remorse or fear--that he is Infinitely wrong. This album and this song suck f-ass. And it will never be compared to Illmatic.

Thank you to my friend Luque for recommending this song to me may I hold my breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks for the next few days. And may I say that I'll never listen to Em's music after Relapse...because why not. I want to sleep.

#MaroonMay: Guy Touches Self in Crowded Bus; Lady Tapes Act

Hi everyone. Talk about taking a ride.

A woman in Philadelphia was enjoying a ride home on the SEPTA Route 23 bus, until she gets the shock of the day (not of her life; it wasn't a serial killer) when a male passenger next to her suddenly exposes himself in the crowded bus. And I'm not talkin' about straight-up naked, but he was masturbating. The woman, Ida Goldkorn, later takes out her phone and tapes the guy pleasuring himself as the ride continues. She later tells the man that she's taping the entire thing, but the man still continues touching himself. After the man finally talks back to Ida, he tries to deny that he's touching himself, starting an argument between the two; which caused everyone to stare at them. That's when the man finally gave up and got called off the bus by the driver.

Philadelphia News, Weather and Sports from WTXF FOX 29

I guess the dude was so desperate for getting some, he decided to take the matters to his own hands (I mean literally).

Seriously, though, I'm 20 years old. And I have enough common sense to know not to do something as gross as jerking off in a bus where other people could see and either not give a damn or yell at me to stop, criticize me to death and force me to get off the bus. I could've done it at home, or alone at a park, or at the top aisle at a movie theater. (JK, although I do admit to jerking more than several times.) And there were children on board. The minute one of them would've gotten up, saw him and said "EEEWWWW!!", he would've stopped immediately, and shoved his junk back in his pants as hard as he can. But if that really happened on video, I would've laughed so hard, my fruit would've popped out of my pants.

Oh, and back to the fact that he tried to deny he touched himself: Dude, there is no way to deny it, when your nuts were clearly visible for the entire bus to see!! If any black person (man, woman, even child) told you about this, you'd zip them pants back up immediately. And the part where you tried to blame the woman for this made me laugh. This woman's giving you a saving grace not to embarrass yourself inside a public bus, and you ruined it. You could've said "Sorry" or "Thank you" or "Oh, shit, thanks!" or anything like that. Nope, you decided to try to defend yourself by blaming her for your BJ, starting an argument with her, and shouting over her causing everyone else in the bus to look at you two. Yes, she's really cute, but that's just wrong.

I'm not very sure if the police should take him to jail; what he did was wrong, but not comparable to physical assault or kidnapping. He should be arrested, though. What he did still was wrong, and does deserve some punishment. And to the woman who taped the vid (with the image blurred from news stations who blurred it so we won't see his baby-maker; thank God), bravo to you. The fact that this has happened many times before, and no one did anything about it, you set a standard to that.

As for they guy: Don't give a hoot...Touch yourself at home. At least no one tapes you there--unless...

#MM: Creep Kicks Cat Like a Football

Ladies and gentleman, I present to you, another example of humans being inhumane.

In the Stuyvesant Heights section of Brooklyn, New York, this dude here decides the have fun at the expense of a cat, by kicking it like a fucking football and watching the feline fly 20 feet before it lands in front of a bush. Then the jackass, 21-year-old Andre Robinson, laughs like it was funny, and starts dancing like he just made a game-winning punt at the Super Bowl. The person who taped the video also laughs along. According to some residents of the Brevoort Houses, the apartment building where Robinson lives, says the cat frequently visited the building for food. And Robinson just so happened to wait outside for a food delivery, when the pretty kitty made its appearance. The video was posted on Facebook, but it was largely negatively received by people who saw it; the image later went viral hours later and as of posting this, is still viral. Robinson admitted days later to the bad deed to New York cops, who were looking for him after the vid gained notoriety. He was arrested and arraigned Monday without bail. He is now soon to be charged with (probably) animal cruelty charges.

WARNING: The video starts immediately. And it is disturbing.

This is human indecency (currently) at its finest. His mother claims he was high when it happened. I don't buy t, and she shouldn't let him smoke drugs. The dude didn't care that he kicked a cat; he just sadly did it because he wanted something to do. I think it was really stupid, but the fact that it blown up like that just baffles me. Yes, in a post-social media world, this video, and videos like this get more attention than what should, like Crimea or the Nigerian girls that got kidnapped by terrorists because they have a damn education. In fact, from this video as seen on WABC, some passersby who saw the video by the reporter said the video isn't much of a big deal when taken into context (as in "there are worse things in the world going on right now". The guy at the end really said it best. Like, "better than New York government" best. Take a look:

The guy deserves to be arrested for this, though, especially because of his record. He's been arrested eight times before for the crimes he committed, including one for knifepoint robbery, one for aggravated animal cruelty and another for...oohhh--jumping a turnstile. (Oh no! Not that! Nothing but that! Oh why!?) I bet he was high for them, too. Anyway, after this mess-up, this nut should stop getting into doing crimes...because animal cruelty (and being stupid) is disgusting and an embarrassment.

If only stupidity and indecency were a crime...

MaroonMay Awards Reviews: iHeartRadio Music Awards 2014

Well...another awards ceremony. And I wouldn't mind the many awards ceremonies I want to cover if I get paid for this, like the editors at BuzzFeed get paid for the crappy lists and quizzes they write on their site.

The iHeartRadio Music Awards is just like the Billboard Music Awards, the American Music Awards, the MTV Video Music Awards, the MuchMusic Video Awards, the BET Awards, and even the Radio Disney Music Awards; it has a bunch a categories with metal statuettes to be given away at a ceremony, and celebrities show up. There will also be performances by whoever is popular at the moment and the networks try to secure musicians for the show and hope to stay to maybe grab an award. Understand?

Anyway, the first show aired last Thursday on NBC. There was no host trying too hard to be funny and it seemed very good. No awkward crap; Just performances and awards being given. I guess The producers know what's important here. I enjoyed much of what I saw. The performances were really good, if not great, and the award categories do kinda make sense, even if the songs nominated were released last year.

I didn't see the entire thing, so here are some highlights
--Pitbull kicked off the show by performing two songs, one I don't know the title of, and the other "Timber". I honestly didn't care for both, and his props (boat and women) look like they came one of his music videos. I was a little surprised Ke$ha didn't show up (and surprised that I'm surprised about her not showing up.)
--Bastille performed their first US hit "Pompeii". I actually liked it when they sang it live, much more than they recorded it.
--Ed Sheeran performed "A-Team" and "Don't" in a taped bit from somewhere else in LA. It was really good.
--Ariana Grande sang her smash hit "The Way" and her new hit "Problem". She sounded really great, and the new song is really good. I see an awesome career ahead of her. By the way, her dancing during the chorus was dorky and really funny. No wonder Rihanna laughed when they cutaway to her.
--The show later gave us a wonderful tribute to the legendary Michael Jackson. Usher, joined by a troupe of fantastic dancers who did a really good job, danced to a legitimate brand-new MJ hit, "Love Never Felt So Good". This is one of the best performances of the show.
--Thirty Seconds to Mars performed "City of Angels". It's a powerful song about life and happiness in a new city, to make a better life for you and your family. I loved it; I also like the taped commentaries of musicians and legendary street performers talking about lives in their hometowns and how happy they are in their new lives out west. So sweet and heartwarming.
--Kendrick Lamar gave a fantastic rendition to 2Pac's iconic love letter to the Golden State, "California Love" and his really great song "mAAd city". Really folks, he's just. that. GOOD.

Between performances, some recording artists taped "confessionals" or whatever about their lives and times in Los Angeles, and they were kinda cool, yet a little boring. Some were good to watch like Macklemore's, which had a funny story about extras vomiting on a pirate ship during filming for his (and Ryan Lewis') video for "Can't Hold Us". That was hilarious.

And now the WINNERS:
Best new Artist: Lorde
Hip-Hop/R&B Song of the Year: Rihanna-Pour It Up
EDM Song: Avicii & Aloe Blacc, “Wake Me Up”
Country Song: Blake Shelton, “Boys ‘Round Here”
Alternative Rock Song: Imagine Dragons, “Demons”
Collaboration: Pitbull featuring Ke$ha-Timber
Lyrics: Wrecking Ball
Fan Army (yes, this exists): Rihanna Navy – Rihanna
Instagram Award (yeah, that too): Austin Mahone
Young Influencer: Ariana Grande
iHeart Innovator Award: Pharrell Williams

Also I wanna mention that Rihanna looks like a glamorous version of Crazy Eyes from Orange is the New Black. I've noticed that from the first time I saw her, and probably you did too.

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed the review as much as you have the show. It was actually really good, I enjoyed all I saw and the performances were absolutely fantastic. I can't wait for next year, at least after the company goes through this lawsuit thrown against them.

Oh well, see you next time.

#MaroonMay--New York Boy Dies from Rat Poison; I Blame Mother

This is disgusting, folks. Just disgusting.

Last week, in Bronx, New York, a young boy, Juan Sanchez, 4 years old, died one day after confusing rat poison for food when he was left home all by himself by his mother, Migdalia Morales, 34. Morales also has four other children: Orlando, 10, Angel, 9, Andrew, 6 and Noel, 3.

Morales has a drug and alcohol addiction, and has left her five kids unsupervised. She has also been investigated six times by the Administration for Children’s Services since Juan was born. Juan (along with one of her other kids) also was previously tested positive for drugs in his system. That. Is. Nasty. The boy previously drank beer on the hallway floor after a family trip to the local park down the street.

Take a look at this report from the CBS affiliate in New York on what happened.


I blame the mother. She knew she couldn't afford to have children, but look at what happened. She has five. She also knew she couldn't afford food to feed them, clothes for them to wear and clean water to drink. And forget the fact that this is your standard issue of neglect; this woman is crying on TV because she lost her son to never-ending hunger and rat poison. I'm not saying she never cared for the boy at all; it's that she never cared enough.

No offence lady, but you're disgusting. If you kept your legs closed, never had condomless sex, and never had kids, you wouldn't be in this stupid predicament. The best you would've done is give them up for adoption or send them to a foster home. Yes, you'd be crushed a little, but at least they'd end up in better homes with better lives without you and you would actually find time for a good job, fun time with friends, alone time, freedom, and then consider kids. And you wouldn't be on the news whining and crying about losing one of your kids, while all of the New York area (along with me) looks down on you and judges as for the unfit, child-bearing, money-losing whore you are. (I'm sorry, but I'm really not). And where is the father(s)?

Also, I think her family is at fault too. (Yes, I'm sorry, but I'm going there). He is a child, but he shouldn't be so hungry all the time (which shifts the blame back to the mother). And he was unsupervised a lot. Why the hell was he left alone while she was out doing other things somewhere else? Was it too much to ask to bring him with her? Was she stupid enough to believe the boy would be fine when he's left alone at home, with no one else around to watch him? And if someone else was there at the time, how could they not notice the boy running out the house and into the hallway for the rat poison. If someone watched him at the time, he wouldn't run to the rat poison like a child would run to the corner store for Chips, Bubble-Yum and Days soda. These kids shouldn't have to suffer at the hands of their stupid, disgusting little bitch of a mother.

The people who investigated her six times and the building manager should be at fault too. They should've checked out the house once or twice, and that is enough to throw the red flag and take the kids away. Instead, they keep coming to the house, checking if things gotten better and if the kids are okay. And the man left poison that looks like candy in the hallways. There are kids in the hallways every day. Why leave these poisons out in the open for kids to grab and eat? Are you aware you're working in a housing development? Never forget that when you throw poison any random place, kids will walk around hungry and mistake it for Pop Rocks. Stupid.

I hope this woman never get these kids back in her custody. No matter how much she tries to look like a sorry, worried, caring mother, and no matter how much she'll cry on TV for because of her son's death, she end up looking like a morose, unfit,