Monday, March 24, 2014

Man with the 132-pound Scrotum Dies; So Does Mr. God Hates Fags

Hello all.

Some sad news last week. Wesley Warren, Jr. has passed away Wednesday. But to the world, he was known as the Man with The 132-Pound Scrotum. His disease and journey to remove it has received national attention with a special on TLC. He has also been mocked mercilessly for his huge nutsack, which was as huge as Mini-Me. Warren previously suffered two heart attacks prior to his death and has not had health insurance to cover his disease among other things.

I’m sure he was a nice man and didn't deserve this attention, but I think he should be happy for it. He had a disease that was grave and spread to not only his balls but the rest of his body. And since he didn’t had health insurance, his death would’ve came at any day and would’ve hit him like a moving train. At least he got the help he needs while he needed. And it didn’t ruin his life and made him a little stronger.

Also last week, someone also of controversial and sensational stardom who died is Fred Phelps, founder of the ever so controversial and ever so caring Westboro Baptist Church. Phelps died on March 19 from natural They are known as the people who hate everything that is bound to "destroy God's beautiful vision on this wonderful green Earth" or so I annoyingly say, including gays, and have also been known for having members go to funerals of celebrities and members of the military and stuff and protest their support for gays.

Look, I'm one of the many Americans who hate the WBC for their annoying stance on homosexuality and death. It's one thing to be anti-gay (which I understand and I am okay with) but to go to random people's funerals and picket for no reason is not only sad but downright stupid. Why waste your time ruining other people’s lives because they’re different? You’re not as holier-than-thou as you think. Then there's the fact Phelps' daughter said in a statement that there will be no funeral for him because they "don't worship the dead". What?! I know a decent human being doesn't do that, but to me this sounds completely hypocritical. They don't want a funeral because they're afraid that random people will show up and protest about his extreme and radical beliefs on sexuality and such, with "God Hates Fred Phelps" signs at the ready; just like the WBC protest at their funerals . I don't blame them, but I hope that this wouldn't happen. Hate shouldn't trump hate. Let's just ignore hate because they want us to feed into their craziness and let them win some battle between them and America. In their own words, they said that the media was “Gleefully anticipating” Phelps’ death, and that it’s “been an unprecedented, hypocritical, vitriolic explosion of words.“ And they also call us hypocrites for wishing and hoping for his death--just like they wish and hope for death to all gays and military servicemen. Doesn’t that sound like they’re talking like Charlie Sheen during his “WINNING” phase? Even after he's dead, they won't go away. They'll still be here. Mocking and criticizing us. (Let that sink in for a minute).

I'm not sad he died; honestly I don't care. This guy is of religion, but his religion is crazy. He’s an egotist and a big phony for taking traditional religion and repeatedly dipping it in the shitter. At least I don't have to hear his crap again (well, I rarely do, but)...at least for now, where there will be more from his family and other members ever so blinded by his unique ideology and painful beliefs. But just wait, Phelps family. If you think this would be bad? Then just wait until one of you die. The gays and soldiers and everyone else will come to picket just to protest because one of you all died. Okay, I'm kidding; let's not. Don't waste your time with this crap and move on.

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