Tuesday, May 06, 2014

#MaroonMay: Guy Touches Self in Crowded Bus; Lady Tapes Act

Hi everyone. Talk about taking a ride.

A woman in Philadelphia was enjoying a ride home on the SEPTA Route 23 bus, until she gets the shock of the day (not of her life; it wasn't a serial killer) when a male passenger next to her suddenly exposes himself in the crowded bus. And I'm not talkin' about straight-up naked, but he was masturbating. The woman, Ida Goldkorn, later takes out her phone and tapes the guy pleasuring himself as the ride continues. She later tells the man that she's taping the entire thing, but the man still continues touching himself. After the man finally talks back to Ida, he tries to deny that he's touching himself, starting an argument between the two; which caused everyone to stare at them. That's when the man finally gave up and got called off the bus by the driver.

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I guess the dude was so desperate for getting some, he decided to take the matters to his own hands (I mean literally).

Seriously, though, I'm 20 years old. And I have enough common sense to know not to do something as gross as jerking off in a bus where other people could see and either not give a damn or yell at me to stop, criticize me to death and force me to get off the bus. I could've done it at home, or alone at a park, or at the top aisle at a movie theater. (JK, although I do admit to jerking more than several times.) And there were children on board. The minute one of them would've gotten up, saw him and said "EEEWWWW!!", he would've stopped immediately, and shoved his junk back in his pants as hard as he can. But if that really happened on video, I would've laughed so hard, my fruit would've popped out of my pants.

Oh, and back to the fact that he tried to deny he touched himself: Dude, there is no way to deny it, when your nuts were clearly visible for the entire bus to see!! If any black person (man, woman, even child) told you about this, you'd zip them pants back up immediately. And the part where you tried to blame the woman for this made me laugh. This woman's giving you a saving grace not to embarrass yourself inside a public bus, and you ruined it. You could've said "Sorry" or "Thank you" or "Oh, shit, thanks!" or anything like that. Nope, you decided to try to defend yourself by blaming her for your BJ, starting an argument with her, and shouting over her causing everyone else in the bus to look at you two. Yes, she's really cute, but that's just wrong.

I'm not very sure if the police should take him to jail; what he did was wrong, but not comparable to physical assault or kidnapping. He should be arrested, though. What he did still was wrong, and does deserve some punishment. And to the woman who taped the vid (with the image blurred from news stations who blurred it so we won't see his baby-maker; thank God), bravo to you. The fact that this has happened many times before, and no one did anything about it, you set a standard to that.

As for they guy: Don't give a hoot...Touch yourself at home. At least no one tapes you there--unless...

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